Recent reviews by corsair

The witches are hot

funny fart noise

This game is mad fun.
Also extremely hard!

If you pretend this didn't release *yet* and wait a while longer, this might be a great game.

It doesn't feel like a true battlefield title to me, but I believe it has potential to be a good game regardless.

A very fun and sometimes tricky puzzle game. Fantastic way to kill some time for its price.

good simulator, but it is even more fun as a game (in my opinion). I have bought some of the DLCs and it is fun to play with friends, however this game might not be for you if you're a lonely gamer. HOWEVER, this simulator is fine for single player gaming. Treat it as two separate "games", if you will.

I never tried something like this, so when I saw reviews saying "JUST PLAY IT, DON'T GET SPOILED" I figured, well... Why not. It was pretty neat, the writing succeeded in guiding me towards one of the four girls, and absolutely shocked me when I least expected it. And then, I played that part over, but with a piece of me and the game :/ missing.


Play it, it took 3,5 hours for me.


I feel sick to my brain.

Very addicting, but it is not your average game.

You will become the most competitive human being if you play this for more than 2,000 hours.

This has such a nostalgic feel to it, yet it could compete with modern day strategy games.
86/100

Started on a server.
Overthrew the king.
Co-Owner spawns us stuff claiming it was "the GODS"
Build a wall to protect us from the rage of %20 taxes.
Trebuchet over the wall, lands on a midget's skull.
11/10 would accidentally crush a revolution again.

PART 2 (30 minutes after the first part)
Went to raid some castles.
Get caught in a 2v8.
Watch friend with kings sword cut of 3 heads in one blow.
Tag team the other 5.
Decapitate the naked men going for their bags.
1232419/10 would almost lose everything again. (they had 1k steel ingots btw)