Recent reviews by Pixel Husky

open a card shop called "Cardboard Crack Dealer"
sell cards to people
become big card shop with 4 employies
get reviews saying "cardboard crack dealer is clean and the best"
open 3-4 boxes of 64 booster pack singles
PROFIT

Give this a like or the bees will take over!!!!!!!!!

naked child in a basement that is all

great story and game!

well done Helldivers! Another victory for Super Earth!!!!

If you like putting your fingers in holes as a kid.... Like electrical outlets, holes in walls or that dreaded electric fly swatter?

Well i got good news for you! this game is 80% putting fingers in holes.
5% looking around at the ugly yet beautiful designs
5% wondering if this is some sort of "alien sex cult"
6% having no idea what to do
4% Killing weird monster things (One i named Chicken Boi)

Over all was an amazing game but the only let down was length of it. Would say wait for a sale or something but this game is definitely an experience!!!!
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spent a week adding and making mods work nicely...

Started the main story with alt start....

Woke up in a inn after a night of drinking? No idea how i ended up there....
Spoke to the inn keeper and asked if any jobs where going around, got given a bounty to kill some bandits. Spoke to the local blacksmith and learnt how to do smithing, tanning and general equipment upgrades...

Heard a rumour that a dragon attacked a local settlement so decided to investigate with my newly forged iron sword! Went inside the settlement as a dragon was flying away from it... Everything was burnt! people, furniture and buildings....
I then decided to loot the dead for some nice gear! it was a bit burnt and smelling like bacon but it will do...
Found a cave when investigating a building to find 2 people dying but still alive... I chose to heal this nord who said he was with the stormcloaks and then my adventure started!

After helping the stormcloaks out i worked my way up their ranks and started liberating places from the Imperials!
While on my travels i did stop off and help some locals and i also found out i am the dragonborn... Now i can use my loud shout which i nicknamed "Boomy voice"

Was "summoned" by these really old guys who had beards... think they called themselves the greybeards or something? They taught me more loud words! i was happy as i can now do a shout that makes me zoom!!!
After awhile i found out about this clan of people.... there are only 2 of them now so not very good so decided to join them and kill the greybeards pet dragon!

While this was unfolding i did get sidetracked ALOT ended up getting married, adopting a child, become the supreme leader of a dark cult of murderers, joining a thieves guild, went to college for magic, brought some land and a village, i also joined a group of people who turned out to be furries... i am now grand furry guy of their group!

I still have a lot more to do on my adventures and this is just the start! So far i can say my life is pretty pog. I kill whoever stands in my way, i take what i want and if you say i cant have it i will boomy shout you into Oblivion!!!

Zombies - check
Cleaning the streets - check
Guns - check
Floating people on miniguns - check
Invisible guns - check
Rubber turtles that squeak and have sex - Million times check!

Amazing game!!!! few bugs but i will be spending most of my time on this game....

Very Pog! 20/10 would rubber turtle again!

69 hours NICE

"mess with the ball you get the wang"
he is like a asian deadpool what else would you want...

*Walks in shop*

"I am looking for a health potion!"

*walks over to health potions*

"I dont care for this!"

*Throws potion on floor and walks out shop*

10/10 would walk in shop and throw again