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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.0 hrs on record
Posted: 14 May @ 10:12am
Updated: 7 Sep @ 2:06pm

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not Recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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I give this a negative review because Ubisoft.
It requires their STUPID Launcher, Has no Steam Achievement Support, No Family Sharing, PC Version has graphical issues, Awful Audio Problems and has ZERO Steamworks Functionality. This would have been the perfect Title to release on Steam if it had functionality like Game Invites and Achievements but considering Ubisoft it was all screwed up

Bugs and Issues

I will mention the Online Component is EXTREMELY buggy. With constant disconnects and broken Enemies

This new edition doesn’t offer Cross Platform Play for some reason, despite almost every game this decade having that it’s basically essential now. Just a heads up if you plan to play it Online

This version also has gameplay issues if you try to run it above or below 60fps

End & Conclusion

This is a great, fun game. Just a bad port which is why it is Not Recommended. It is still a viable option but just be aware of the flaws.
I sunk over 30 Hours into this game elsewhere, Completed it as all 7 Characters, Unlocked all Trophies and even placed #1 on Score Rankings.

I do NOT recommend this version of the game due to many issues listed above. I recommend other versions if you have other systems its available on

Or even better. Play the PS3 Edition of Scott Pilgrim via the legal PS3 Emulator which is how i play instead of this sloppy and barebones port.
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