Recent reviews by ☠ASH☠

ATTENTION: this game is an asset flip!

theres thousands of asset flip items. BUT if you want to see a whole region of asset flips. goto the first video 1:16

then goto fireteam game on steam and look at their last photo.

identical map because guess what? ASSET FLIP

pretty sure they bot their reviews. theres a map region that is an exact copy paste from another game called firefight. look it up both games showcase the map in their videos. i also noticed 100+ assets i've seen in the asset store before. im sure theres some i haven't seen they used.

this is a simple click enemy 2 times and they die and drop loot. i speed run the game in 2.7 hours didn't matter what gear or skills i unlocked. i just beat bosses by spam clicking that were endgame.

AGAIN THIS GAME IS AN ASSET FLIP.
they paste the same store asset 100 times you left click them and they instantly die and give you gold.
its a fancy cookie clicker with empty world and just purchased assets.

bad game. play on mobile with your child that would be the only thing i could think of doing with this game.

Play with your friends. please i beg you only play with friends.. the game is awesome super fun and plenty of different ways to win or lose.
due to the nature of the game it has become a trolls heaven. you start far out in the water that freezes you, everyone has coal to put in the boiler. the amount of times i've seen someone take the coal out and throw it in the water then leave the game stranding you in open water is staggering.
half the time people will kill at random cause they don't like you well you spent 30 mins looking for a game only to get killed in 2 mins and now sit locked in jail unable to play. also if youre the thrall(bad guy) theres 2v6 and its possible to win for a fact. more often than not the other thrall leaves the game and its 1v6 i can still win due to how many hours i have but yeah all it takes is someone to leave the game or troll for 60 seconds and the whole game is ruined.

final thoughts: amazing game that is endlessly fun, but just like gta online it is plagued with trolls. play with your friends and have a wonderful time! add me if you're trying to learn or play.

well at the time of writing i am only 4 hours in, but i can already tell im going to love this. having a blast playing the story and its sad to see how much bethesda failed on skyrim when you compare the two. if you enjoy skyrim you will enjoy this more its as simple as that. wonderful work and thank you to the mods devs

I see a whole bunch of complaints about it being unfinished. Which yes I understand. But tell me the truth, you're really gonna go back to Warband and suffer those terrible sieges and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ character animations? That right there is the only reason I will never go back to Warband. Sure does Bannerlord have its problems? Yes. Is development taking a long time? Yes. Do I care about any of that? No. Why? Because its STILL a good game. I rarely run into bugs anymore and when I do run into issues with a patch I let the game sit for two months and try again. Guess what? Warband isn't a better game, you're just being nostalgic.

10/10 would butter the princess' buns again

brings back vibes from playing halo 2 and 3 online just add portals and jetpacks and you've got split gate. very fun lots of game modes and well balanced. i don't see this being something super special but its a free game that can be very enjoyable especially with friends. i could see a pretty high skill cap with the use of portals, not much to say about it other than if you like shooters this game will be very fun for you.

been playing platformers since i was young with a N64; theres alot of things platformers have in common but very few have good unique qualities. this is one that has wonderful gameplay, the story pulls you in with the wonderful story telling paired with artwork... dont even get me started on how it looks.. incredibly beautiful, so much so that you will find yourself wanting to explore just to see the wonderful world rather than complete a quest. like most platformers a quest usually involves go get this and bring it to me, so kind of bland in that department. BUT theres always some enemies and a fun puzzle along the way.

QUICK SUMMARY:
great game worth the money, stands out amongst a platformer ridden world, great artwork, soundtrack and gameplay. the main quest goes on for pretty much the whole game and its really just alot of go get this and bring it here.

PROS:
VERY polished movement and combat
easy to pick up after a long break
the story, art, and combat all blend to make a very fresh feeling platformer.

CONS:
boring mainquest
alot of "go here get this"
weird balancing. ( some enemies are very strong and hard to predict, while others are so easy its mindless. changing to hard fixes the weak monsters, but makes the strong ones godlike making it very very DARK SOULS LIKE lol)

all in all 8.8/10
Final note: Make the Main Questline more enjoyable, cutscenes from the past, some form of rescue mission, or a quest where some guy is guiding you in training and at the end of the quest you get a daamage reduction perk for becoming stronger or something. progression is based on you, the quests just kind of seem... "there" spice up the story and i will give 9.8 :D

I Love tf2 been running for 13 years and still awesome. just dont get scammed :)