just barreled into a flock of 8 or 9 geese in the middle of the road, all of them dead. just appeared out of nowhere... car is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ totaled... what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ day.

I can't stop eating processed foods I don't care how bad it is for me its so yummy and delicious and I dont care what happens to me its so good i literally and physically cannot stop i have begun to deform and my face is melting and my family and observing doctors are horrified my room is now a gamma radiated zone but i cant stop eating processed foods its way too good i am now melting into the core of the earth but still i cant stop eating goodbye this is the final step of human evolution

sorry for having cheese touch

annoying orange here

im a college dropout

i’m cornell graduate