Recent reviews by ✪ Kpone

A great game made with passion and it shows. Everything is great, from the outstanding graphics, the multitude of unique, fun and engaging weapons, to the boss battles that keep you on your toes. This game got it all.
A very fun experience, the type of game that you boot up to relax after a hard day at work.
Clean 10/10. Would buy even on full price, gotta support the devs that put their heart into it.

Figment 2 Creed Valley is a wonderful sequel with a great premise.. It surprised me how good it is compared to the first one, or maybe I'm just empathizing with it. Anyway, great story with a great moral. Even though we became adults and we got jobs to do, it doesn't mean we should let the work get over our head... and from time to time we should just let the child inside us have some fun without any constraints. So let yourself and "Dance like an idiot".

10/10 Story
10/10 Artstyle
9/10 Gameplay

Long live the Moleshevik Republic !

Who would've thought that a mole companion with a shotgun, listening to techno music in a bug infested underground metro could be so badass !!!

I'm not here stuck with them, THEY are here stuck with ME.

I have never expected this game to be this fun to play, i came for Cordelia (the witch lady) but stayed for the gameplay.
A great roguelike game, one of the better ones out there. Why you ask ? Well, because every single run is different, everything is randomized, guns are randomized, maps are randomized, you've got secret rooms, special rooms, special unlocks, characters with different traits and skills, etc. There are 10 characters each starting with a different permanent weapon.
As for gameplay, when you first enter the game you are alone in a small room with only your trusted weapon and you're welcomed with 4 room option to choose from. As for the rooms there are shop rooms, treasure rooms, gun rooms, secret rooms and teleport rooms which are the good ones, but you also have the boss chamber, the challenge room, and endless rooms filled to the brim with monsters. Your objective is to clear 4 stages and the boss to complete the run.
As for the story, the game have a story mostly told through short cutscenes. Every time you unlock a character a cutscene will play displaying their story. I won't develop on this, you should find it our yourself.

As i said never expected it to be this fun to play, i totally recommend giving this title a try.
(As a challenge try to progress through the run without getting a boner, have fun).

Gameplay 10/10
Music 10/10
Story 9/10
Sexy Witch 10/10

WARNING, this is not a game it is a time skip machine which as soon as you press "play" transports you 10 hours in the future. I've burnt 10 hours/day for the past week. Who would have thought that a potato with 6 arms wreaking havoc among aliens could be so entertaining.

10/10

I've played this game quite a bit, but I've hesitated to review it. Not because it is too good or too bad, mostly i wanted to see the progress and the work that the devs put in the game weekly.
What have i done in 200+ hours you might ask, well I've unlocked every modifier in the game (modifiers are skins with small perks), I've unlocked every single weapon with all attachment slots for each (yes you have to unlock the 2nd and 3rd attachment slot on the gun -with in game currency of course-), I've maxed out half of the weapons (yes you have to level weapons to unlock the attachments) and I've enjoyed the game a lot. (welp until i got burned out).

The gameplay is fine, the netcode might annoy some of you but for me it felt good, nothing seems unfair, every gun seem balanced (well shotguns are shotguns), the operators were pretty balanced too (maybe not Malva, she is still busted as long as you have the healing grenade), and lobbies are found in seconds.
You can play either PVP ( escort, demolition, TDM and capture the point) or PVE (Rogue-like expedition, Coop of 3). PvP matches are 6v6 (not my cup of tea but the chaos is fun sometimes).

There is no in game chat yet (it was for the first week if i remember right), you have voice chat but nobody uses it. The matchmaking, what can i say, i don't hate it but neither i love it, its SBMM, every multiplayer game nowadays has it. In PvE it might be a problem because if you don't play with friends you may encounter randoms that have the skill of a 5 year old which is blind and have one arm missing, but if you are skilled enough you can carry them, hopefully.

Every few weeks the devs tweaked the PVE to make it harder. The first month (September) i had about a win every 2 matches which is a lot, next month (October) i saw the difference in difficulty as me and my friend were winning 1 out of every 3-4 matches which is still a lot but was better for the devs statistics. In November i haven't play that much but i still was winning about every one in 4-5 matches.

As a whole i like the game, i like the fact that the devs updates it constantly, and the fact that they add new content weekly and let's not forget that those people are updating the game while dodging rockets in Kiev so many thanks for their effort. I mostly played the PVE but i also played the PVP (mostly when i had to do my daily/weekly quests) . The game is still in BETA, so i won't walk about bugs (there are, but no game breaking bugs).
I'm looking forward to see how the game will evolve and how will it be after the official release.

All i can say is, try it for yourself, it is a lot of fun, if you got friends convince them to play too.

Graphics 9/10
Sound 9/10
Gameplay 8/10
Overall 9/10

Armed and Dangerous is a comic old school third-person-shooter. Graphics are decent for its time, and the jokes are genial so ahead of their time (this game literally have a Shrek reference).
Guns are hilarious, you've got the Land-Shark-Gun a bazooka that shoots sharks, the Trombone-Grenade-Launcher which is self explanatory, a black hole in a box, a gun that turns the world upside-down so your enemies falls into the sky, and a jetpack, etc. You've got the point, this game is still awesome after almost 18 years since its release.

Overall i rate it 10/10 mostly because it was part of my childhood.

The game doesn't play "The Circle of Life" from Lion King when that 12 year old boy Etzli becomes king of their tribe. WHAT THE HELL MAN?! This has gone too far.

Also you can pet Llamas.

10/10

A thought-provoking story told without words.
Gorgeous art style with a relaxing soundtrack.
As Yarny, you are constantly unravelling but there are bits of yarn around the world to keep you going.
You use your tail as a bridge, a lasso, a rope, etc to get where you need to go, and solve the puzzles along the way.

10/10