Recent reviews by Combo

I hate this game, yet I've bought it three times and maxed out the playtime clock at least five times over. Send help.

Joshua you stupid idiot, why are you so dumb.

10/10 best game ever, when's the 3rd?

I feel like this game is the "most" bullet hell game there is.

There are better bullet hell shooters, and there are worse bullet hell shooters, and there are bullet hell shooters with more bullets. But something about the way this game is produced just gives it the feeling of "♥♥♥♥ MAN I DUNNO HERE'S A LOT OF BULLETS, ALSO HERE'S SOME MORE BULLETS". And that's all it is, and all it needs to be.

Good music too.

10/10 for most of the game
9/10 after the lackluster ending
7/10 after you do some research and find out the things that happen right after the game ends are cooler than anything in KOTOR2, but to experience them you have to either play a dull MMO or read some dumb nerd books for dumb nerds.

Still the best Star Wars game.

Like if u cry evrytiem: The Game

(It's actually really sad though)

A pretty fun, super chill RPG with an extreme attention to detail, an Elder Scrolls-esque level of world building, a lack of all the garbage that makes a lot of modern JRPG's so toxic to some people, and the worst cliffhanger ending since Mega Man Legends 2.

Second Chapter when?

10/10 it's the worst

Don't do it.

This is the true Dark Souls.

Do you like video games? Do you like having fun? Do you like being happy, playing with puppies, eating delicious food, laughing with your friends, or having sexual relations with beautiful human beings?

Then what the ♥♥♥♥ why didn't you already buy Valkyria Chronicles, it's like the best game ever made.

Only don't buy it if you enjoy things like being sad, stepping on puppies, genital herpes, or having sweaty obese men line up to poop in your mouth. Yeye.