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10 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
14.8 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
I hate this game, yet I've bought it three times and maxed out the playtime clock at least five times over. Send help.

Posted 4 September, 2016.
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19 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
83.7 hrs on record (79.2 hrs at review time)
Joshua you stupid idiot, why are you so dumb.

10/10 best game ever, when's the 3rd?
Posted 16 June, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.9 hrs on record
I feel like this game is the "most" bullet hell game there is.

There are better bullet hell shooters, and there are worse bullet hell shooters, and there are bullet hell shooters with more bullets. But something about the way this game is produced just gives it the feeling of "♥♥♥♥ MAN I DUNNO HERE'S A LOT OF BULLETS, ALSO HERE'S SOME MORE BULLETS". And that's all it is, and all it needs to be.

Good music too.

Posted 5 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.4 hrs on record
10/10 for most of the game
9/10 after the lackluster ending
7/10 after you do some research and find out the things that happen right after the game ends are cooler than anything in KOTOR2, but to experience them you have to either play a dull MMO or read some dumb nerd books for dumb nerds.

Still the best Star Wars game.
Posted 10 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
Like if u cry evrytiem: The Game

(It's actually really sad though)
Posted 17 December, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
55.9 hrs on record (52.6 hrs at review time)
A pretty fun, super chill RPG with an extreme attention to detail, an Elder Scrolls-esque level of world building, a lack of all the garbage that makes a lot of modern JRPG's so toxic to some people, and the worst cliffhanger ending since Mega Man Legends 2.

Second Chapter when?
Posted 13 September, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.4 hrs on record
10/10 it's the worst
Posted 30 July, 2015.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record
Don't do it.
Posted 10 June, 2015.
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155 people found this review helpful
270 people found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record
This is the true Dark Souls.
Posted 28 February, 2015.
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10 people found this review helpful
42.7 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Do you like video games? Do you like having fun? Do you like being happy, playing with puppies, eating delicious food, laughing with your friends, or having sexual relations with beautiful human beings?

Then what the ♥♥♥♥ why didn't you already buy Valkyria Chronicles, it's like the best game ever made.

Only don't buy it if you enjoy things like being sad, stepping on puppies, genital herpes, or having sweaty obese men line up to poop in your mouth. Yeye.
Posted 17 December, 2014. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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