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9.9 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very promising, actually fun.

Lacks basic features and the AI bugs a lot... And I have to say that a single update, exceedingly underwhelming may i add, since March is not making me hopeful...

Wallpapers and floors? is that REALLY what was missing from the game?

Having to do inventory on pen and paper (or notepad but the game pauses when you tab out) because there is NOTHING tracked in game. Sales, inventory (stocked or shelved)... nothing is kept anywhere. You have a very basic ALL IN MINUS ALL OUT at the end of the day for "profit", which counts buying shelves, painting walls etc and has no details.
I hope we see more frequent updates.
Posted 27 June. Last edited 23 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
100.4 hrs on record (100.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Same clunky turd but with a bow on top, a pretty bow that takes a 4000$ computer to run, otherwise you don't get to see it.
Some might think that's a positive, but at this price point, I personally do not think that.
Posted 24 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
400.4 hrs on record (328.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Whether you played before or didn't, you have to play after A21.
I've played on and off, less and less, ever since alpha 5.
The best update it ever had and the second isn't even close. This is it. This is what we wished for. It's still missing a bit of depth but I'm sure it'll come.

Definitely a buy.
Posted 11 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
88.5 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you can't enjoy this for longer than a cup of coffee, maybe gaming isn't for you.
Posted 14 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,186.1 hrs on record (838.0 hrs at review time)
Player: Is there a mod fo-
Workshop: Yes

EDIT: Just wanted to say that 1000 hours later I am still having the same exact amount of fun if not more. Do yourself a favor and buy it already.
Posted 6 August, 2021. Last edited 2 May.
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687.5 hrs on record (215.1 hrs at review time)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dinos go Rawr
And so do you
Posted 4 May, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
This is a 12.99$ early access at best.
I don't know what these Youtuber were promised to push this game, must've been quite a challenge.
It looks really promising but your dreams start to narrow down godspeed as soon as you start the game...

No options aside from edge scrolling on/off and POV (mousewheel zoom??)
No music in game, very minimal sound
Maps are bland AF. Trees, cliffsides and measly ore patches. Yep.

TL;DR
If Kristen Stewart was a game; This would be the boring, half-assed clone remake of that game.
Posted 20 November, 2019.
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