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Recent reviews by Haggers Vult

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29.6 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
with the litany of sequels that have come out recently that have been so disappointing this is honestly a breath of fresh air it is the first game with actual improvements on game-play and mechanics not dramatic changes from the original vision that the original audience fell in love with! 10/10
Posted 22 August, 2024.
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12.0 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Not a bad game at all reminds me more of Dawn of war 2 to an extent which may be a curse or compliment depending on your view. The campaign on the game and the cut scenes as well as the voice acting though is top tier. mechanically it is just a rock paper scissors game though which is not good not great but its more than passable.
Posted 30 December, 2023.
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86.8 hrs on record (50.2 hrs at review time)
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it make my bum go poo
Posted 29 August, 2023.
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59.6 hrs on record (58.8 hrs at review time)
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 14 August, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
I'm doing my part!
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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27.8 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
highly addictive game i'm finding myself throwing hours into! it's so fun and the art style is nice to look at and the humour will have you laughing the whole way through.
Posted 3 July, 2023.
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29.2 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just like Zero Punctuation says its a great game and if it stays the course and fixes bugs and only enhances on its core mechanics it will be a perfect game.
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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149.3 hrs on record (60.8 hrs at review time)
So far the game has been good very much hitting the same notes as Vermintide with that Grimdark aesthetic attached. the ranged combat is satisfying and the melee even more so. The game itself does feel harder than Vermintide though which depending on your outlook might be a positive or a negative.Edit: As it stands the core of the game is good. But the day 1 cash shop and the crafting mechanics not even fully implemented this game has no real reason to keep playing. This game is in EARLY ACCESS they just don't want to say it is, anyone who buys it now you are not getting a full game. There excuse for not having the full crafting mechanics in the game and don't quote me on this was "we weren't happy with how it was so we wanted to rebuild it" if thats the case give us the ♥♥♥♥ one that gives full end game play-ability then tell us it will be revamped in the future don't just gut a core mechanic out of the game and shamelessly make sure your revenue stream is working perfectly. Edit: they've fixed my issues
Posted 29 November, 2022. Last edited 25 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
17.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Firstly there is a tutorial for all the people saying there isn't the game tells you what to build first then instructs you there after what to do with more tutorials coming up in the top left corner of the screen. Some people need some patience or to just open their eyes.

Secondly at just a short amount of time in the game it does seem good and nice and complicated like most other factory building games which is always a delight to see.
Posted 31 May, 2022.
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376.2 hrs on record (36.2 hrs at review time)
overall fantastic game, has some graphical issues that should be sorted shortly hopefully but until then i've just turned some settings down and it's all fine.
Posted 28 February, 2022.
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