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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:10am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 6:10am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 2:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 11:39am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:13am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 6:54am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:04am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:05am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 11:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:22am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:05am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:03pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 9:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:38am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:00am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:41am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:40am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:51pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:04pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:16pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:04pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:47am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:38am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:04am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:00pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:19am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:16am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:42am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:19am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:13am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:20am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:16am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:25am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:01am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:00am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:19am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:57am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:17am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:16am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:54am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:51am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:09am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:54am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:13pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:18pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:14am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 10:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:11pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:00am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:15am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:40am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:26am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 7:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:34am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:08am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 6:21am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:15am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:35am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 11:39am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 4:59pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 3:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 10:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:06pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:36am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:02pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:39am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:28am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:31am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:03am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:38am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 8:48am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:43am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 1:19pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:28am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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