Sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

There's no doubt even on your dirtiest day, your holes produce the most succulent and delicious juices. My tongue would likely go numb because I would constantly be licking and tongue ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. When you get home from the gym, I'll be there waiting to lick and sniff your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and butt cheeks. Coming out of the bathroom, I'll be there ready to eat your ass. Waiting for you at the end of your day where you had no shower but was extremely active outside in the humidity. I'll be there ready to sniff, eat, and devour your sweaty, dirty, and filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Let me put it this way. If you could find a way to bottle up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sweat and ♥♥♥♥♥ juice, I would buy yours by the gallon and consume it like my life depended on it.

hey there. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. Last night I was horny af and when I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny ♥♥♥♥ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumped out of my pants lmao. idk how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my ♥♥♥♥ and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you.

My Grandmother Now Calls me Chad.
She's honestly the only femoid who i respect. I showed her Chad memes, told her about incelism, told her about Chads and the 20/80 rule. Now she goes "hows my Chad doing" because she knows i want to be a Chad. When i helped her open a jar she said "it's nice to have a strong young man in the house, you're a real Chad". I actually felt so validated there.

was here smokin an thinkin of u bro

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