i drink 16 beers before i drive my car
the perfect man
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9:47 PM - ERROR404: *Gordon ramsay then busts through the door and starts screaming at both of you*
9:47 PM - sinS: *pulls up pants* i can explain
9:48 PM - ERROR404: *He starts flinging raw shrimp and hallibut then throws raw crabcakes at you telling you to ♥♥♥♥ off out of his kitchen*
9:49 PM - sinS: *i say "yes chef" as i quickly get out of the kitchen which was supposed to be a bedroom but whatever and sticks my head in a freezer*
9:49 PM - ERROR404: *He screams "SINS MOVE YOUR FAT ASS"
9:50 PM - sinS: *i scream "YES CHEF" as i appear to be out of sight of gordon ramsay's vision"
9:50 PM - ERROR404: *Gordon gets so angry he throws his spoon at you then stabs you in the jugular with a plastic fork ending your pathetic life as he takes the risotto back to the red team to yell at them some more*





Etika.....💔
Rest easy.