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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:25am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:20am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:55am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:33am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 9:40am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 10:45am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm