Dearest Gamer girlfriend,

a girl AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking gamer saliva all over me you you WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh my lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO F U C K inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka give your toes, your YUMMY toes please ma'am c.o.c.k grows exponentially, thats some mighty fine elbows you have there mind if i lick them SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP thank you ma'am

Sincerely, your gamer guyfriend