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31 of 100 (31%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

She Ain't Got No Teeth

Beat Chapter 1.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:07pm

H is for Hebrew

Beat Chapter 2.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:37pm

King of the Carrot

Beat Chapter 3.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Old Family Secret

Beat Chapter 4.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 7:01pm

First Squirt Award

Beat Chapter 5.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Havajo Hero

Beat Chapter 6.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Swipe That V Card

Beat Chapter 7.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33am

Shots Down Under

Beat Chapter 8.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

T & A Trifecta

Beat Chapter 9.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Holy of Holies

Beat Chapter 10.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Wet Your Whistle

Complete the Tutorial.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:17pm

17 Will Get You 20

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Hammer Time

Get with girls from behind 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26am

The Bone

Get with 10 Girls normally.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Earned Your Hat

Get 10 hummers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Slight Addiction

Play the game for 10 Hours.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Icebreaker

Mack 10 chicks.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Gift of Gab

Mack 100 chicks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Your Inner Feminine

Get with 10 chicks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Box Hunter

Get with 100 chicks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

Repent Ye Sinner

Get turned down by 10 chicks.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Ton of Fun

Get with 10 big girls.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 8:25pm

The Pleaser

Get 10 girls off.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Hit and Run

Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Good Samaritan

Get 10 girls off multiple times.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The Over Compensator

Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Identity Theft

Steal the identity of 10 guys.
Unlocked 6 May, 2021 @ 6:28pm

One Toke Over the Line

Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 8:43am

A Fungus Among Us

Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Gettin' Itchy

Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 10:18am



The Panzy

Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.

A Whale of a Tail

Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.

King of Annals

Get first place in the Butt Brawl.

The Mad Capper

Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.

Pint Sized Pounder

Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.

Skull Collector

Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.

Hook Line and Stinker

Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.

Beer Goggle Champion

Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.

Update Your Hardware

Get with the hot Robot.

FAT32 Reformat

Get with the big Robot.

Better Red Than Dead

Get with the Devil's mistress.

Rubbin' Hood

Get with one of Hod's chicks.

Petty Woman

Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
1 / 100

Bronze Harlot

Get with a hooker 100 times.
2 / 100

The Burger Thing

Get with 100 hookers from behind.
0 / 100

Total Domination

Defeat the Man.

El Penetrator

Defeat Ron Jeremy

Predator Status

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
8 / 10

Pimp Status

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
11 / 100

The Mick Jagger Award

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
101 / 1,000

Forty with Good Behavior

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
15 / 100

Life in the Pokey

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
101 / 1,000

Butt Brawler

Get with girls from behind 100 times.
18 / 100

The Broken Wagon Wheel

Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
101 / 1,000

The Drop Slot

Get with 100 Girls normally.
45 / 100

The Golden Rod

Get with 1000 Girls normally.
101 / 1,000

Fill 'Er Up Award

Get 100 hummers.
63 / 100

Drop the Mic

Get 1000 hummers.
101 / 1,000

Chasing the Dragon

Play the game for 100 Hours.
15 / 100

Full Bone Addiction

Play the game for 1000 Hours.
101 / 1,000

The Babe Detector

Mack 1000 chicks.
213 / 1,000

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Get with 1000 chicks.
126 / 1,000

Not with a Ten Foot Pole

Get turned down by 100 chicks.
69 / 100

Big Game Hunter

Get with 10 hot chicks.
6 / 10

Like Fish in a Barrel

Get with 100 hot chicks.
11 / 100

Young Bunz Award

Get with 1000 hot chicks.
101 / 1,000

Pound for Pound

Get with 100 big girls.
58 / 100

Large and in Charge

Get with 1000 big girls.
101 / 1,000

Box Master

Get 100 girls off.
96 / 100

The Bearded Clam

Get 1000 girls off.
101 / 1,000

Self-Service Award

Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
14 / 100

Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls

Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
101 / 1,000

Like a Love Machine

Get 100 girls off multiple times.
36 / 100

Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls

Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
101 / 1,000

The Total Dick

Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
498 / 1,000

Candy Ass

Get knocked out 10 times.
9 / 10

In Lovin' Memory Award

Get knocked out 100 times.
11 / 100

Locked n' Loaded

Steal the identity of 100 guys.
26 / 100

I'm the Juggernaught

Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
101 / 1,000

Case Meister

Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
17 / 24

King o' the Keg

Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
25 / 500

Lord of the Vat

Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
501 / 1,000

Aged 18 (at Least)

Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
5 / 18

Careful, You'll Go Blind

Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
19 / 300

100% Proof Flaccid

Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
301 / 1,000

Aqua Lung

Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
288 / 500

Lord of Buds

Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
501 / 1,000

Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus

Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
34 / 250

Home of the Monster Mushroom

Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
251 / 750

Frogger

Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
23 / 26

Lickin' for a Prince

Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
27 / 250

Master Frog Finder

Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
251 / 750

Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque

Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
3 / 25

You See the Size of the Chicken?

Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
26 / 250

Watch Out on the Way Out

Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
251 / 750

Hittin' the Street

Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
127 / 500

Death Rock

Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
501 / 1,000

A Bottle Is Your Only Friend

Get turned down by 1000 Girls
101 / 1,000

Geriatrically Inclined

Get knocked out 1000 times.
101 / 1,000