NOBODY:

LITERALLY NOBODY:

NOT A SINGLE SOUL:

NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY SOUL IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SENTIENT OR NOT:

NOT EVEN BUGS:

NOT EVEN ANIMALS:

NOT EVEN PLANTS:

NOT EVEN MICROORGANISMS:

NOT EVEN TRUMP:

NOT EVEN OBAMA:

NOT EVEN GEORGE W. BUSH:

NOT EVEN BILL CLINTON:

NOT EVEN JIMMY CARTER:

NOT EVEN KANYE WEST:

NOT EVEN DRAKE:

NOT EVEN 6IX9INE:

NOT EVEN EMINEM:

NOT EVEN OPRAH:

NOT EVEN KIM KARDASHIAN:

NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:

NOT EVEN MARKIPLIER:

NOT EVEN JACKSEPTICEYE:

NOT EVEN PAPA JOHN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SWIFT:

NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:

NOT EVEN SHIGERU MIYAMOTO:

NOT EVEN MASAHIRO SAKURAI:

NOT EVEN REGGIE FILS-AIMÉ:

NOT EVEN DOUG BOWSER:

NOT EVEN BILL TRINEN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SPENCER:

NOT EVEN JOHN ROMERO:

NOT EVEN JOHN CARMACK:

NOT EVEN TOM HALL:

NOT EVEN SANDY PETERSON:

NOT EVEN AMERICAN MCGEE:

NOT EVEN JEFF FROM THE OVERWATCH TEAM:

NOT EVEN GABE NEWELL:

NOT EVEN EDMUND MCMILLEN:

NOT EVEN TOBY FOX:

NOT EVEN TODD HOWARD:

NOT EVEN REDDIT:

NOT EVEN FACEBOOK:

NOT EVEN INSTAGRAM:

NOT EVEN TWITTER:

NOT EVEN SNAPCHAT:

NOT EVEN DISCORD:

NOT EVEN YOUTUBE:

NOT EVEN TWITCH:

NOT EVEN MIXER:

NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

NOT EVEN KEANU REEVES:

NOT EVEN THANOS:

NOT EVEN THE NUMBER 69:

NOT EVEN SHAGGY:

NOT EVEN SCOOBY DOO:

NOT EVEN VELMA:

NOT EVEN DAPHNE:

NOT EVEN FRED:

NOT EVEN LEONARDO:

NOT EVEN DONATELLO:

NOT EVEN RAPHAEL:

NOT EVEN MICHELANGELO:

NOT EVEN DOC:

NOT EVEN HAPPY:

NOT EVEN SLEEPY:

NOT EVEN DOPEY:

NOT EVEN SNEEZY:

NOT EVEN BASHFUL:

NOT EVEN GRUMPY:

NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB:

NOT EVEN PATRICK:

NOT EVEN SQUIDWARD:

NOT EVEN SANDY:

NOT EVEN MR. KRABS:

NOT EVEN PLANKTON:

NOT EVEN MARIO:

NOT EVEN LUIGI:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS PEACH:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS DAISY:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS ROSALINA:

NOT EVEN TOAD:

NOT EVEN BOWSER:

NOT EVEN WARIO:

NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

NOT EVEN BOWSER JR.:

NOT EVEN LARRY:

NOT EVEN ROY:

NOT EVEN LEMMY:

NOT EVEN IGGY:

NOT EVEN MORTON:

NOT EVEN WENDY:

NOT EVEN LUDWIG:

NOT EVEN FOX MCCLOUD:

NOT EVEN FALCO LOMBARDI:

NOT EVEN SLIPPY TOAD:

NOT EVEN PEPPY HARE:

NOT EVEN WOLF O’DONNELL:

NOT EVEN PANTHER CAROSO:

NOT EVEN LEON POWALSKI:

NOT EVEN PIGMA DENGAR:

NOT EVEN ANDREW OIKONNY:

NOT EVEN KIRBY:

NOT EVEN META KNIGHT:

NOT EVEN KIBG DEDEDE:

NOT EVEN BANDANNA DEE:

NOT EVEN NEW YORK FROM 7AM TO 10AM:

NOT EVEN DETROIT:

NOT EVEN CHICAGO:

NOT EVEN WASHINGTON, DC:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA:

NOT EVEN EUROPE:

NOT EVEN ASIA:

NOT EVEN EURASIA:

NOT EVEN AFRICA:

NOT EVEN AUSTRALIA:

NOT EVEN ANTARCTICA:

NOT EVEN THE WIND:

NOT EVEN ROCKS:

NOT EVEN THE SEVEN SEAS:

NOT EVEN OUTER SPACE:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY:

NOT EVEN OTHER GALAXIES:

NOT EVEN SATAN:

NOT EVEN ALLAH:

NOT EVEN BUDDAH:

NOT EVEN WHOEVER THEY WORSHIP IN HINDUISM, PROBABLY LIKE A COW OR SOMETHING:

NOT EVEN JESUS CHRIST:

NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

YOU: “I feel like a total idiot for sitting here.”