Recent reviews by HN_s4mur41

Majima went mad because he was forced to unlock every achievement.

Seriously, this game (like other RGG games, I hear) is a completionist's nightmare. There's a lot of stuff to do and some of them will frustrate you to no end. And I would do it all again because it was some of the most fun I had in quite a while. I had only played the original 1 and 2 for the ps2 and had a blast coming back to the franchise.

Also screw those guys who designed catfights and baseball

I recommend this because the trilogy is a great demonstration of how VR can be fun and how this sort of puzzle game translates very well into the platform. Schell Games are innovators in the genre.

However, it's also the weakest entry in the IEYTD franchise. I felt that most environments weren't very inviting or original, and that there wasn't much sense of urgency or "saving the world" the previous games had. The soundtrack is high quality but wasn't as memorable, the villain is kinda bland and, despite stakes being high, the final mission didn't have that epic pizzazz that 1 and 2 had. Also no cigars in the hub, and no easy means to light them on missions for some reason.

In summary, by itself it's a fun, entertaining game that unfortunately falls short if you expect it to be be as exciting as the others. The car mission is fun as hell though.

Doesn't actually need Tiberium Wars to play. This is the standalone version.

I think it's just amazing that I spent an hour setting up an old DS3 controller just so I could play a 10 minute hardware showcase I don't own.

No kidding, the Portalverse is just so good. All the nonsense happening in Desk Job had me rolling and it all feels like a Portal 2 extra.

Also mailed Valve for screenplay rights

Actual unironical review.

No, it isn't worth it. Yes, the reviews are funny and anime tixel bitties sell, but I promise you: even if cheaper than a beer, it's a waste of money. Hell, if it were free, it'd still be a waste of time. Obvious just for the TLOU memes.

This is a "get up on the concrete block and shoot poorly-animated marathonist zombies to unlock all the lewd images you could have seen on the community gallery" simulator. Not even the store page gameplay is accurate. I couldn't make a worse game if I legitimately tried.

Graphics 0 - Music 0 - Gameplay 0 - Plot 0 - "Plot" 2
Final score 1/10 for teaching me how to refund a game

I can finally make a Microscopic Electric Santa engage Humongous Shiny Cthulhu in combat.
10/10 would buy a dictionary again

This is absolute garbage and one of the worst games I've had the displeasure of playing. I'm just leaving this review late so I can do my part in further bombing I:SS and hopefully helping prevent people from becoming victims to both this moneygrab and the oh-ive-done-nothing-wrong release of Shattered Skies. Screw you, Titov.

Onion-Cutting Ninja Simulator

Não tem armas nem adrenalina.. não que este fantástico puzzle precise dessas coisas. Não é o jogo mais fantástico do mundo, mas é algo que vale a pena aproveitar.. pequenas estratégias e descobertas fazem sua reputação.

Obra de arte. Sendo o último capítulo da saga de Ezio, não deixa absolutamente nada a desejar. Envolvente, emocionante, intenso. Ápice da história do assassino italiano.