Hey, I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of arma reforger sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming.

good morning Hang! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOMED yet. its time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again.

furiously typing on keyboard

gasp is-is that a...a Hang?

groans

i must sniff.

sniff NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA

URGHHHHH AGHHH OOH♥♥♥♥ OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG

AUUGUUHGHHH ...I'M....C-COOMING!!!!!

HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM

burp IM COOMING burp IM COOMING im....COOMING IMCOOMINGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AUGHHHH...COOMING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH

OH ♥♥♥♥ ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH

cough cough oh ♥♥♥♥ houughh hooh ♥♥♥♥ oh jesus oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...♥♥♥♥...oh ♥♥♥♥...o h h h...

har sendt dig en venne anmodning :D. Fra arma reforger ;)

ambatu...KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey there man I wanted to apologize my account was compromised and they went around trying to scam my friends and they apparently blocked you

Such a stupid idot, ugly mofo, tiny, smol pp, bad at vido games. I hate him! But it is opposite day.