[PMC] Portable Merc Collector
Plotting to raise an army of bread monsters right now.   United States
 
 
A wise Engineer main once told me, you see a sticky spamming Demoman,
you run like a little ♥♥♥♥♥

TRYING TO TRADE WITH ME USING AN ALT, 3RD PARTY WEBSITE OR ANY KIND OF "VERIFICATION" WILL GET YOU INSTANTLY BLOCKED, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and EXPECTING A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AUSTRALIUM DROP FROM MANN VS MACHINE!

Some basic info about me!

Age: in my 20s

Sexuality: what are u, gay

Relationship Status: taken at le moment

I like being me, which often includes not using proper grammar, sometimes I do! But I believe that proper grammar isn't needed in every situation, so if I'm just chilling, expect me not to use it, and act meme-y and very stupid, that way, if people interact with me they know I'm truly being me.

Do I trade: at the moment, nah. I may sometimes trade in ref or whatnot but I'm not active tho so, I mostly just play my games to have fun.

Favorite Games: Many! Team Fortress 2 and Don't Starve Together are definitely two, but I also love me some RTS, such as Command and Conquer, and survival management.

Other things I like: Gaming figures, LEGO and toys, some may say it's weird for an adult to be into that stuff, but honestly it's something I just never grew out of. Books too!

I also love Pokemon! I collect the cards too alongside my other hobbies.

:TABAttack: SOMETHING YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT ME :TABAttack:

I am pretty much permanently offline on Steam because I don't like being spammed with chat messages and it's much better to keep up with people individually, if you want to talk, shoot me a message anyway! I may be on, I will usually tell you if I'm going to be off, or when I'm back









if you value your brain cells don't keep scrolling








:feeling: Beware, the feelings you may experience from the completely stupid things I've typed below may cause brain damage :feeling:

according to all known laws of Don't Starve there should be no way that Wilson is not a soccer ball, however. Wilson has become a human because Wilson dosen't care what the law says.

if you go to McDonalds at approximately 12:00 AM and order 2 number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45s and a large soda you will recieve a real life Gold Frying Pan

the system behind unboxxings has a 99.8% chance to immediately say "♥♥♥♥ you" and give you a low value item.

L E T S G O B O W L I N G

W+M2 can be just as bad as W+M1 don't be that guy

pay no attention to the australian man a few miles behind you with a sniper rifle as you read this..

there is a spy sapping your toaster right now

And vhen ze patient voke up, his virginity vas missing, and ze doctor vas never heard from again!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They Are Billions may or may not be training for teaching store employees to handle Black Friday...

So, like.. Remy offed himself right.. but.. what if he just.. extended his neck and got stuck in the ceiling.. huh? huh? anyone..? no.. okay.. i'll see myself out..

Not gonna lie but, if oxygen was not included, wouldn't none of us be able to breathe.. how come oxygen exists at all if it's not included.. is the name a pun.. reverse psychology.. it makes you think..

If you see a blue and white Avali nearby, watch out.. it might give your crew Opium.

Never forget the crate depression of 2020, never forget always remember.

..i forgot..

R.I.P Rick May 4/13/2020, a good person.. a good voice actor, a good soldier..

a good hero to many who helped make a video game the thing that got many people through very rough times, including myself.. gone but never forgotten.

hey, when can demo get a glock though valv-

if you already knew any of this i will find you and steal all of your TF2 items
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Same with you, crazy how long it's been.
Goose 27 Aug @ 10:44am 
Hope you’ve been doing well these days man
Eyyyy Goose, good to hear from you
Goose 20 Aug @ 6:01am 
+rep old tf2 deathrun friend
Synth 25 Jun @ 8:56am 
+REP

Actually knows what a doomer is, instead of throwing names around because people don't agree with #FixTF2. Absolute legend.