hyde's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 7:29am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 4:01am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 7:46am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 8:03am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 2:31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 4:05am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 11:05am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 5:20am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 9:04am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 8:19am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 3:03am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 4:53am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 6:43am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 5:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 7:21am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:55am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 7:24am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 8:12am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:10pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:14pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 3:41am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:25pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:06pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 8:24am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 10:58am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

0 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

829 / 1,000

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30