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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:13pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:46am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:04pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:01pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:05pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:00am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:31am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:17am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:49am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:00am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:19am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:09am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:11am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 1:53am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:07am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 10:57am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:10am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:24am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:56am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 12:54am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:22am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm