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Friendly heads up:
Kicking lamp posts gets you in trouble.
Drinking lead acid gives you tummy owies.
Coins tend to be heavier on the "heads" side.
There is only one country that starts with the letter "O".
Remember to drink plenty of water .
Take care of yourself and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.
September 13th is a friday this year (Do NOT invest in magnesium sulfate that day).
Remember to pull the handbrake next time you park on a steep hill.
That's about all the friendly reminders I had for today, stay out of the sun and have a great day.
Bleep bloop.