MoonlitKobold
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Me? Gongaga.

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"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions." "My potions are too strong for you, traveler." "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions." "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you." "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions." "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions." "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest pot
Volume 1
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
Volume 2
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto

Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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bassblitzed 15 Feb @ 7:45pm 
You definitely can't stop the peanuts outright. They'll take that personally. You can, however, change the rules. Like, every day or every other day at the same time, in the same place, for five minutes only, every crow that shows up gets one peanut.

If they're leaving items to "trade" (as opposed to showing up to receive peanuts directly), swap items for peanuts at a specific time. Ignore demands for attention or early peanuts.

I would recommend accompanying Peanut Time with an obvious visual indicator, something that other people will not have, like a neon frisbee cut in half or an extremely unique hat. This way they won't harass you every time you're outdoors, but you also avoid the risk of other people with that item in the area being harassed.

Peanut Time is Peanut Time. And no other time or place or person has Peanut Time, and Peanut Time is organized and has rules. Good luck.
bassblitzed 7 Feb @ 1:54pm 
-rep eats beans on toast
Shalidwyn 22 Jan @ 6:38am 
+rep game-winning strategist
bassblitzed 15 Jan @ 7:27am 
I hopr I dont sound like a misogynist here but how can you put taylor swift next to car seat headrest I dont understand how anyone enjoys it but if you have a casual enjoyment of it or maybe its guilty pleasure music sure I guess I dont care. But for her to be one of your FAVOURITE artists? Her music is just all so bland and uninspired to me its just ♥♥♥♥ its ♥♥♥♥ how can you put her name next to car seat headrest and go yeah that looks right. Two of my fvaourtie musicians. But I dont know why I am getting so annoyed at a strangers favourite musicians LMAO I jsut dont understand how you reach this
Blackworm 21 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37am 
+rep skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories
Spike 24 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.