Recent reviews by Johnny290

This is a fun couch co-op game that gives retro vibes from the days of old. Shooting the yellow zap bats is the most fun part. Pretty epic!

This game has so many different options and choices it is insane. Truly one of the best RPGs to ever come out. The Third Act particularly feels overwhelming with how much content there is that you can do. Would highly recommend.

Lol this is so dumb (I got is as apart of the deluxe edition but still.)

Elden Ring, O Elden Ring
in short praise the Elden Ring!

The following review has no reflections on Infinite's campaign, solely the multiplayer:

Infinite has fun multiplayer. But...

There aren't a lot of maps, not a lot of gamemodes, no forge, no custom games browser, no firefight, no merit based progression system, no incentive to win games (due to the same amount of xp being earned no matter how the game goes, and due to people just going for challenges), and Infinite has the most malicious and unexcusable microtransactions I've ever seen in a video game (and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battlepasses! Kill me...). Also for some reason the xp booster's timer counts while waiting in lobby/ menus?

This game should never have went the free to play route. 343 always finds a way to piss me off.

Ridiculous.

Don't buy Resident Evil 3, buy this instead. For real though, a playthrough of this game took me 14 hours while a playthrough of Re3 took me less than 5. And this game has a good amount of end game content too! The only things that sucks ass about this game are the quick time events. This game would be sooooooo much better without them. In fact, some QTEs are impossible to do while playing at 60 fps because the people who ported this to PC don't have a clue how to QA test, so in 60 fps the QTEs require double the input amount compared to 30 fps, and this was really problematic in two sections of the game: The minecart ride, and Salazar's statue. I had to install Fraps and lock my game to 30 fps (which plays horribly) in order to progress past those sections... So beware of that while playing.

Me1 looks AMAZING compared to the original 2007 variant. If you have never played Mass Effect before, now would be the best time.

EDIT: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE QA TEAM?! THE SAREN BOSS BATTLE CRASHES IF YOU USE TOO MANY BIOTIC ABILITIES. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell!!!

Flaming Crotch Man

Rockband drummer mains should nut for this game. Very fun, and the viking theme is epic! Multiplayer is also good, would recommend