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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 4:07am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:57am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:57am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:26am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 2:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:46am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:24am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:46am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:00am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:28pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:41am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:25am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:19am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:53am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:07am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:52pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:02am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:43pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:18am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:18am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 5:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 9:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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