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27 of 29 (93%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 11:37pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 5:05am

1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 11:09pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 4:34am

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 11:37pm

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 11:37pm

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 11:37pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 2:01am

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 8:47pm

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 7:08am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 2:17am

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 8:42pm

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 8:35pm

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 2:54am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 29 May, 2016 @ 11:37pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 1:51am

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 2:29am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 2:41am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 2:54am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 2:05am

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 8:09pm

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2016 @ 11:04pm

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2016 @ 8:11pm

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 28 May, 2016 @ 5:27am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 6:09am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 1:44am



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies