Goupyl's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:21am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:41am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:36am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:06am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:01am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 10:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 11:53am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 5:10am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 11:14am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:17am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 10:38am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 10:41am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2014 @ 2:38pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 1:32pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 2:54pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 12:50pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 30 May, 2015 @ 2:53pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2014 @ 9:09am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 9:27am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:39am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 9:54am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 3:55am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 8:21am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 9:34am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 9:27am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 5:16am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 12:08pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 9:27am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 11:53am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:43am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2014 @ 1:33pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 9:58am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 10:15am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 11:54am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:10am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 12:38pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:09am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:39am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:15am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:40am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:06am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:54pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:04pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 10:19am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 1:07pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 1:17pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2013 @ 10:17am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:57am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:19pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 11:16am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 11:56am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 9:45am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 11:15am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 6:40am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 8:28am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 10:15am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 11:13am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 10:50am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2015 @ 9:39am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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