Recent reviews by Archibaldamius Wobbleboard III

Game is a psychological manipulation machine that incentives paying money to stop the pain yet nothing changes and the more you pay, the more of a sucker you feel. it used to be fun but I find myself just not enjoying matches that i've even done well in because I get just enough to pay off my repair costs in most cases. It's like having a full time job that has no hourly wage and costs you money if you want equipment to do your job better.

I'm so excited to see what this game will become. Currently the game lacks much apart from the sandbox aspects which are very enjoyable and you can easily sink hundreds of hours into. However, the sandbox isn't infinitely and I have found myself running out of content to enjoy after the 200 odd hours I have played but this will not stay the case as each update I find myself coming back to the game and sinking more hours into the new content. big updates are fairly regular with a new update around every month or two.

very nice

yes

To this day I am yet to harness true cheeki breeki

10/10 would get banned again.

Don't judge me...

unoptimized pile of garbage. I have a geforce gtx 970 4g and I am forced to play it on lowest settings even in small cramped areas where the game is hardly taxed in the graphics department. I'm stuck on max 40fps and about 20 when I'm in a big area. the loading cutscenes lag and jutter due to the fact that it isn't pre-rendered and it loads the video as you load. I can play gta 5 and max settings and get atleast 30fps in the populated areas in a fast vehicle and about 120fps in the less populated areas. It's a sad excuse to release this game as a triple A title if iI lag like ♥♥♥♥ in pre-rendered maps. I wouldn't be so bothered if it was open world. it barely works for me and they want me to purchase DLC so expensive you could feed a small 3rd world country.

To put is short There is nothing to it. It is slow, repetative and The devs simply use this game to farm money with its stupid microtransactions. wasted my chrsitmas money on this boring overrated game. go play Supreme commander: forged alliance. much better than this game to say that it is based on it.