"It was me. All along holy sh*t I was the f*cker of myself! F*ck!" -Me 2017

"I am in awe at the size of this f*cking lad. Absolute. UNIT " -Sharpie 2018

"There is one whole bird in there." -Scoot 2018

"Moo, you are a big gay... bug... thing?" -Scoot 2018

"You don't have an off switch do you? It's either ranting and raving for lesbian hentai, or you want to kill everything with a pulse? That correct?" -Some dude from cs:go i will never see again 2018

"That's no meme, boi. It goes in the f*cking garbage..." -Merp 2019

"Moms f*ck too sweetheart :3c" -Me 2019

"Just f*ckin, make me come already..." -A very horny me
"I. What. You. Uh.... do you want 75 hammocks?" -Scoot 2019

"I could've killed them if I had the big PP" -Rune 2019

"life is scat and none of us have that kink" -Me 2019

"Where is the the thrill of adventure if you can't f*ck seven kobolds in a bar" -Me 2019
">:D YEEEAASS " -Merp in responce

" YOU THINK I TAKE SERGAL D*CK IN MY BUTT NO SIR NO MA'AM NO HOLIDAY JAM THEM BOIS SPIKEY AS F*CK " -Me 2019

Me: Perform a stop it.
Scott: You can perform a SUCK IT

"King Philip was a yandere, a very musical yandere. " -Merp 2019

"Ya know, you don't have to be a sh*tty soundcloud rapper.." -T 2019

" *Whispers* Platypuses are animals that produce both eggs, and milk. Which makes them portable sources of.... *leans into mic* OMELETTES " -Scoot 2019

"I could literally f*ck my way through a concentration camp, a brothel, and the NYC transit system right now COME AT ME MOTHERF*CKERS " -Me after a worryingly large swig of vodka 2019

"I was called a plebeian by a whale :< " -Merp 2019

" I AM THE STRAP-ON WARRIOR, HEAR ME ROAR!! ᵃʷʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ" -Me New years 2020

"bleSS THE SPIDER P*SSY DAMN IT" -[REDACTED] 2020

" OwO ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ ᵏⁿᶦᶠᵉʸ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰᵎ" -Merp 2020

"I want my butthole to be a f*cking pocket dimension for f*ck sake" -Me 2020

"That's not vore! You're just eating sushi >:V" -Chrisbub 2020

"My stomach can f*cking handle being MMA star punched repeatedly by a wolf d*ck the size of a f*cking lamp but ohhhh noooooo a little dairy will TURN MY ORGANS TO FIRECRACKERS " -Me 2020

"Hell yeah. Wheels " -Merp 2020

"I am a Reach purist, I don't like having accuracy" -[REDACTED] 2020

"You're not a new species.... You're Canadian.." - Chrisbub 2020

"I look dumb... and I scream in butts. But im pretty smart!" -Scoot 2020

"Kpop stans don't exist on steam, which makes it an infinitesimally superior platform. That and Robot boobs" -Me 2020

"Who the f*ck needs stock images of rhino c*ck!?" -Me 2020

"I just hate how you can be reading in game books about intricate fictional cultures and epic wars of Tamriel, and play a game that's actually about babby's first one man genocide against a country, who's population is made up at 99% of bandits" -Z 2020

"I don't know how I keep ending up banging furries, but apparently its my destiny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" -G 2020

"Need me a woman who looks at me like this lady looks at her nephew" -Lorphex 2020

"The white people just give you no advantage!" - Merp 2020

"It is like a flash mob.... but its my nervous system :( " -[REDACTED] 2020

"Absolutely not. You have the wagyu beef of thighs" -Chrisbub 2020

"I'm not a little pee pee girl im noooooOOOOOOOTTTTTT " -Piper 2020

"I do not pop pills..... I consume them " -Nepter 2020

" I GOT PIZZA "
"What kind?"
" GRILLED CHEESE " -Piper 2020

"Gonna have to knock your 11/10 down a few notches on account of your sexuality being kindaaaaaaa cringe" -Lorphex 2020

"Is a master of p*ssy eating a cunnilinguist?" -Lorphex 2020

"Imagine developing a disease that was cured by oranges..." -Chrisbub 2020

"I am not letting you butter my bunghole >:c" -Piper 2020

"Peak German efficiency apparently has terrible f*cking sights" -Piper 2020

"Only serious gamers lick toes" -Scoot 2020

"Hell is just warm gay camp" -Lorphex 2020

"I just need me a girl who talks to me like they would their cat. A cat that they kinda wanna f*ck. This got weird." -Lorphex 2020

"Do you think if you f*ck a minion it just says banana" -Piper 2020

"Yeah fisting is pretty poggers" -Piper 2020

"I ran out of crit juice :(" -Chrisbub 2020

"My gorilla grip BUSSY " -G 2021

There is no quote here I am simply crying out for help in this small reprieve because my raid group keeps calling my ass chungus because of my girlfriend please help me im not chungus IM NOTTTTTTTT

"Мы не убивали бога. Бог сделал сальто назад со скалы и сломал себе шею, чтобы больше никогда не видеть кринжа мира сего." -EMNH 2021

"Ah yes. The Boi P*ssy pump mood lighter and Extravagant flesh sculptor 4000 " -Me 2021

"Yeah I like BDSM... *audibly trips over own words* uh BIG D*CKS AND SMALL MOMS " - Lorphex 2021

L: God that is such a nice colour... *looking at keyboards*
Me: YOU'RE SUCH A NICE COLOUR!
L: Im white :( -Lorphex mid queue with me 2021

"I am currently adding anime femboys to a photo..." -Merp 2021

"If you fart in my mouth while I eat your ass im going to tear your sphincter out with my teeth" -Me 2021

"She is part of the ancient race... The only race that ever mattered. FEMBOIS " -Me 2021

"PHANTOM LIMBS, GHOST BONERS. THEY ARE THE SAME DAMN THING!!!" -Me 2021
" NOOOO " -Piper in response

*Looking at an amputee dog* "He shmoovin :3" -Piper 2021

"If you don't bake your mommy milkers into the food you make me then I don't want it >:( " Piper 2021

"Fumigate your entire f*cking respiratory system by jamming your whole f*cking head in an unreasonably fat jackals motorcycle tire sized donut butthole" -Me 2021

"Avocados are just plant eggs" -Lorphex 2021

"The worst part about GERD ( Gastroesophageal reflux disease ) is eating p*ssy makes me burpy :( " -Lorphex 2021

"You know I was considering leaving a server... and "Fart channel 2" has solidified that decision" -Piper 2021

"Petition to have my vaccine administered by a tall buff woman, hoisting me up by my hips, prying my jaw open with two fingers, and spitting it directly into my mouth. kthxbye" -Me 2021

"I almost feel bad for all the like pet dog ASMR channels on youtube, because I don't think they imagined a like, mid twenties white woman, deep in slumbering thought over having her ass tenderly remodelled by a massive beefed up 200Lb German-shepard, all whilst listening to their videos but by every f*cking gods name a swear its happening out there. Anyways wanna play FTK?" -Me 2021

" TOSS ME IN, BIG KUMMER " -Piper 2021

"You eat with your c*ck?!?" -Me 2021
" YOU DON'T!?!?! " -Piper in response 2021

"WHO EVEN NEEDS A PARTNER AT THAT POINT? HUMAN SIZED CUDDLES FROM THE PHYSICAL FORM OF SEROTONIN " -Lex 2021

"Let me just breathe in this bag of flour to remember the good ol' days" -Lorphex 2021

"I just... Grabbed his muff and stuffed it in my mouth like a burger :) " -Me 2021

"That just... sounds like vore at that point :("
" You give up on a few of your standards... when chasing greatness " -Conversation between Lorphex and I 2021

"Ah yes, my favourite hidden gem. Golf with your friends :) " -Piper 2021

"YOU CANNOT JUST ASK SOMEONE IF THEIR EVACUATED EYE SOCKET IS KINK RELATED WHAT THE F*CK? " -Me 2021

"What? No I am not pro-life or Pro-choice you insipid f*ck, I am PRO-F*CKIN-DEATH. START BLENDING THOSE LITTLE C*NTS IN THE STREETS, I DO NOT CARE. " -Me 2022

there is no quote here, just to say that I hit the text limit, what the hell dude.

"Yeah Elden Ring is the most hardcore of all the souls games, because you actually sound like you are dying when you get hit. Which is a drastic comparison to every other souls game, where you sound like a malnourished man climaxing, mouth agape, into a hollowed out gourd." -Me 2022

Me: UwU I need your sticky wicky slimy yummy boy sywup. Pwease! I will die if I can't have any of your yummy wummy sticky delicious boy cummies~
Piper: That sucks. -2022

"I am gunna fill this Jett's diaper." -Lorphex 2022

"This is what happens when we breed pugs too far, they just become f*cking dinosaurs" -Chrisbub 2022

"Bro why do dad's sneeze so loud? Are you warding predators from your young? Like just sneeze quieter you f*cking foghorn." -Me 20XX

"I need to get laid... Dropping 68 kills in a single COD game is not a f*ckable trait..." -Piper 2022

"If I wanted indie rock- I'd f*ck my ass" - Piper 2022

Me: "YA LIKE BIG FAT STINKY GIRL NUTS PIPER?!"
Piper: "Not a focal point but- *Sharp inhale* I can appreciate a good sack." - We idiots 2022

"What I have seen, 4chan is so aggressively transphobic it's basically a sport for them at this point." -EMNH 2022

"You could be the most renowned artist in the entire Azure Lane fandom for all I care, but you aren't even drawing the weird big tiddied turbo mommies f*cking giant dogs, so is your fame really even relevant? Aren't they like ships too or some sh*t? You know what, never mind I don't care." - Me 2022

"Call me a deeply underfunded college the way my hole brings a community together B) " -Me 2022

"I think Toucan Sam® should be as kinky as he desires!" -A 2022

"I AM ON THE GROUND, I AM BABY" -Lorphex 2022

"I AM THINK BIG ROCK SO MUCH RIGHT NOW" -Lorphex 2022

"Me: What percentage of diapers do you think are purchased for pleasure?
Piper: *pained* Stop..." - 2022

"Thanks, based Elder Scrolls mommy" -Piper 2022

"It's like chewing on a pear... With your fingers." -Piper 2022

"Me: HIGH VALUE MALE STATUS REVOKED, YOU ARE NOW A MEDIUM VALUE MALE.
Chris: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO NOW I WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED BACK IN THE 24/7 PLANET FITNESS!" - 2022

"BOTTLED WISCONSIN!™ YOU WILL BECOME A MID-WESTERNER" -A 2022

"I got that flared magwell A S S " -Lorphex 2022

"For every react video youtube recommends to me, a hostage dies." -Me 2022

"I MISSED THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR?!" -Lorphex 2022

"If you mosh in a fursuit, you are one of god's strongest soldiers." -Piper 2022

"You better not leave a muffin wrapper in our bed. Do you want to be put in THE DIMENSION? " -Near

"For just one frag grenade, you could change a hungry child's life!" -Me 2022

"You're a sweaty little chihuahua, you've been 'huahua'ed" -Near 2023

*Mid conversation* "-I wanna f*ck a single father."
"JESUS CHRIST." - Me sonically concussing Piper -2023

"Please do not give my girlfriends farts ratings" -Me 2023

"Cat's are great because for 23 hours in a day they are essentially a warm, barely mobile pillow, and for 45 minutes at night they become god's strongest crackhead." -Me 2023

"Child soldiers are always in vogue!" -Near 2023

"Life hits different when you are a lil mouse :3" -Near 2023

"That's spunk cost fallacy baby, when you pumped too many loads in this b*tch so you might as well bust in her rear to try and get that pregnant too." -Me 2023

Lorphex: "I love that we have a religion based off some lady cheating in the middle east."
Piper: "I guess you could say NRT is a religion." -2023

"I think a sentient enough AI would play with my lil a s s" - Lorphex 2023

"The hottest thing a woman can do is shove an entire wine bottle into her colon." -Me 2023

"Lore accurate bestialism actually. 🤓" -Me 2023

"I feel like I am... Weirdly pregnant." -Silver 2023

"IS THAT WHAT I AM!? THE SLXTTY WATER DOG!?" -Me 2023

"You know its my first day having it, but my pxssy is kinda oily! :D" -Me 2023

"Who out here strokin'n'yoinkin to animal planet" -Piper 2023

"Would you also like an angry milking?" -Near 2023

"The things I would do for a little puffed pastry treat... Libidinous, diabolical, awful." -Me 2023

"I am sure skibidi toilet was in the Quran" -Me 2023

"I shove'a da yoshi up my A S S" -Lorphex 2023

"Skyrim belongs to the Nord's mfs when I show them how good an Argonian tailjob is" -Piper 2023

"I love you
My womb is full of peanut butter 🥺
Well... I don't love that." Me & Piper 2023

"NO. DON'T PUT MY DOG PVSSY IN THE MICROWAVE!" -Me 2023

"Did you trick me into dog f.cking again?" -Near 2023

"I kind of don't want bark to fly off when I hit you in the crotch..." -Near 2023

"I swear dudes just spawn IN my A S S" -Lorphex 2023

"You're weird lookin dog has some DSLs my friend." -Me 2023

"NO! COME BACK! WE NEED YOUR SKIN!" -Kali 2024

"Do you caulk his legs like he is a gun?
Not in a while! He has gotten L O N G E R" -Lorphex to Near 2024

"Piper: Is there a graveyard I can go eat p.ssy in?
Me: Technically, every graveyard is a graveyard you c-
Lorphex: no. NO. NO. " -2024

"Babe, I've said it before, and I will say it again. You are the only person I know, that is more pregnant than Sonic." -Near 2024

"Me: Hey babe? If I were a Hercules beetle, would you give me a toy beetle to beat the sh t out of?
Near: Yeah- but I would glue it to the ground so you would develop confidence issues.
Me: nnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" -2024

"-Eh, I have worse things on my hard drive."
"You have worse things on your hard drive than Ciri fxcking a horse?"
"I have Geralt fxcking a horse if that makes the cut?" -Conversation between myself and many others 2024

"Me: Well it's probably in the attic.
Kali: I mean, I would go up there. If it weren't for the... Squishy... Deadly... Cotton candy." -2024

"You GIVE that AI spongiform encephalitis!" -Near 2024

"Lorphex: Ah man... I wish come was coloured purple, instead of red.
Near: Basic- W H A T." -2024

"The brainworms started pulling wires in my cerebellum and made me respond to that guy in Mandarin. I do not know Mandarin." - Me 2024