For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
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"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
--Arthur C. Clarke
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Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --
it just seems that way.
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"...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
being struck by lightning."
(By Matt Welsh)
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It takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.
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* SynrG notes that the number of configuration questions to answer in
sendmail is NON-TRIVIAL
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Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in
BASIC after reaching puberty.
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Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a woman.
-- Kirk, "The Conscience of the King", stardate 2818.9
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