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1 person found this review helpful
684.6 hrs on record (53.9 hrs at review time)
I've played this game for 53 hours in a single week.
I have spent more time that week playing this game than working.
10/10. Also, ♥♥♥♥ Sony, let our SEA brothers play.
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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258.1 hrs on record (66.0 hrs at review time)
Josh from Let's Game It Out convinced me to buy this game. For ten bucks, I've had a great deal of fun with it.

Pros: The game has a LOT of promise. Water-powered machinery is a novel idea, IMO. The art style is also pretty distinct, and everything has a sort of rough and rustic feel to it that I am fond of. If the devs keep at it like they said they have, then I could see this game becoming something akin to a steampunk version of Satisfactory.

Cons: To start off with, the lack of content at the moment. There's no NPCs, and the world feels very lonely as a result. You can get to the current endgame fairly quickly, and I managed to get there in about a week of playing off and on. The game also has weird performance issues that appear over time, with framerate DROPS that vanish when I exit out to the menu and reload. I have an Intel i9 and an RTX 2080, so I can say with confidence that its not my hardware. My guess is that it pertains to some memory leak happening in the background that remains unpatched.

With all that said, and if you have a spare ten bucks, Hydroneer is a fun little automation toy for a weekend or three, if that's your jam.
Posted 9 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
1,717.9 hrs on record (1,008.9 hrs at review time)
Blorg is love.
Blorg is life.
11/10 would recommend.
Posted 7 May, 2021.
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93.0 hrs on record (90.2 hrs at review time)
Cyberpunk 2077 is a great game. Not perfect, not fantastic, just great.

That's a shame, but it doesn't stop me from recommending it.
Posted 18 December, 2020.
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99.0 hrs on record (97.8 hrs at review time)
The game's a bit clunky and outdated for 2020, but I got some fun out of it.
Posted 17 June, 2020.
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1,980.0 hrs on record (1,001.4 hrs at review time)
A fantastic game.

11/10 would waste 1000 more hours.
Posted 16 May, 2020.
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200.9 hrs on record (113.3 hrs at review time)
Launching space frogs into space for SCIENCE! has never been more fun. 11/10.
Posted 20 December, 2019.
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1,688.5 hrs on record (797.1 hrs at review time)
I've had this game for a year, loved every minute of it. Besides the moments I was relaxing and enjoying death.

10/10 would Beep again.
Posted 9 November, 2019.
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13 people found this review helpful
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842.8 hrs on record (748.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The only thing missing from From the Depths is ship girls.

Give us ship girls, please?
Posted 26 July, 2019.
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24.2 hrs on record
This is one of those games where you wish it was longer. Much longer. Or at the very least, a proper sequel.
Posted 1 December, 2017.
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