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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 4:26pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 3:46am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 5:51am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 8:07am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 6:16am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:02pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2017 @ 1:20pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 9:32am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2017 @ 3:39pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 3:27pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 10:20am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 1:14pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2017 @ 11:14am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 3:15pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2017 @ 1:49am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 1:54pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 9:39am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 1:48pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2017 @ 11:39am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 1:47pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 12:32pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:49pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2017 @ 10:38am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2017 @ 2:20pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:05pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 3:53pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2018 @ 1:43pm

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 12:16pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 4:47am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 8:16am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 1:56pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 2:08pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2018 @ 9:01am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2018 @ 12:19pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 4:55am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 8:50am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2018 @ 12:10pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 4:43am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2018 @ 1:42pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 4:36pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2018 @ 5:16am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 2:33pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2018 @ 9:19am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 5:53am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:14pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 5:58am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 2:07pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2021 @ 8:34am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 11:04am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?