aquafina? i dont drank that. only fiji asswater!

Maybe this comment wont be important for the majority of people here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it'll go unnoticed along with other comments maybe I'll be criticized for this but i just want to let yall know I'm selling bananas

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love hl2rp. i play this game 21 hours a day with 2 hours to sleep and even when i do sleep i wake up SHAKING in a cold sweat wanting to play hl2rp. im PHYSICALLY ill when im not playing hl2rp. this is what i call DEDICATION!!

this guy can't even tie his own shoelaces

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

However if you invoke the wrath of a Nickl, it will not be a matter easily forgotten. Upon the release of anger that only a Nickl can bear inside you will swear the ground is shaking, the earth is going to rip open and swallow you in a fiery river of molten lava and just before you burn to death, he will dump you into the salty Red Sea to slowly drown in your guilt and regret. But up till that line is crossed and the anger spills forth Nickls will be the most loving, understanding and forgiving people you will ever meet.
Co-worker: This computer is broken. It wont do anything. I have tried everything.

Nickl: *reaches forth touching the CPU*

-after a brief moment -

Co-worker: Holy crap, this thing is running faster then a supercomputer!