Recent reviews by Murmur

If you played Arma 3 and wished it was worse in every way then my friend you have found your game. Download immediately.

Give me a ping Vasili. One ping only please.

It's like Fire Emblem but for adults.

This is Dark Souls II but 15% better. Is it worth the price? Well what if someone offered you a pill that made your boner 15% bigger? Obviously worth it. What if someone offered you a pill that made your wife's/girlfriend's/mom's boobs 15% bigger? Totally worth it. I'd easily pay $200 dollars to make my mom's boner 15% bigger and this doesn't even cost nearly that much, so I'd say that yes, it's worth it. Just buy it.

This game is like getting your weiner stuck in an electric pencil sharpener, it hurts like hell but at least you put your weiner in something.

The only thing harder than this game is me while I am playing it.

This is 'America Simulator 2014' where you spend lots of money and then hunt and kill things that can't fight back in their own territory. This is the most fun I've had shooting at brown things since my brief stint in the military.

On a scale from 1 to 10, I give this game an 8, five equals signs, and a capital D. And then a bunch of asterisks spraying out of the end in a gooey rope like fashion.