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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:05am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 8:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:28am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:12am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:15pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:41am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:14pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 9:50pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:50am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:37am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:32am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:44am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:29am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:41am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 5:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 6:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 4:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:15am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:02am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:31am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:56am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:35pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:07am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:32am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:10am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:40pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:20pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:23pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:09pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:06am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:32pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:34pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:57pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:21pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:58pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:50pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 5:59pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:44pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:42pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:39pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:48pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:06pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:29am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:25am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 6:15pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:05am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:10am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:06am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 8:31am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:50am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:34pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:14am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:35pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:38pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:59pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:14pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:56am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:43pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:59pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:29pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:29pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:02pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:39pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:03pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:15am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:38pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:22pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:07pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:39pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:40pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:42pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:07pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:23pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:41am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:10am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:08pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:53pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:07pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:07pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:49pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:09am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:11am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:13am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:13am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:02pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 12:32am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 6:48pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:07pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:24pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:49pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:48pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:23pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:37pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:39pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:18pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:49pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:06pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:18pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:17pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 2:14am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:40pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:04pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 1:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 1:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:53pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:59pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 12:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:29pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:33pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:39pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:18pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:52pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:13pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:32pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:12pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:55pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:34pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:53pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:53pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 6:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:50pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 1:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:05pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:30pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:29pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:42pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:41am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:29am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:59am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:49pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 3:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:07pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 11:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:38pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 5:38am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:05pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:11pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:51pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:15pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:30pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:53pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 10:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:10pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:59pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:58pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:39pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 8:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:31pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:39am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 6:39am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:33pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:47pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:00pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 1:29am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

8 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked