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Our Daily Bread

Consume your first find.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07am

Skilled Labor

Learn to work for change.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:14am

I Believe in Change

Get Bugzy his due.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20am

Hato Sensei

Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31am

Bird Culture

Meet the Pigeon Lady.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:38am

Short Fused

Deliver Mr. Jello's package.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:16am

Street Cred

Earn some respect.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45am

Go East!

Meet the good doctor.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12am

Alcohol Alchemy

Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:18am

As unseen on CCTV

Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:35am

U Marks the Spot

Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42am

First Try

Find the Safehouse.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Twice the Pride, Double The Fall

Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Organically Sauced

Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Broteins

Feed Little Bro.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Heimlich Maneuver

Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02am

Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics

"Win" the fight on the rooftop.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 12:08am

Art School Reject

Get a grade of F when drawing.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21am

Artiste

Achieve a grade of A when drawing.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:14am

This is Just a Tribute

Pay off a bug raid.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46am

F

Paid (with) your respects.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22am

Fine! I'll do it Myself!

Decide to defend your base.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:25am

Dressed To Kill

Apply a costume to your pigeon.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:11am

Doversace

Collect all costumes for your pigeons.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Mamma Mia

Try Italian cuisine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:52am

Ultimate Hunger

Try American cuisine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:03am

Long John Bronze

Support John's business.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12am

All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy

Support Richard's business.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:57am

Three Weeks

Die of hunger.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:30am

Three Days

Die of dehydration.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:52am

Feel the Force Flow Through You

Die as a result of electrical shock.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:49am

Cover More Ground

Blow up.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:32am

Terminal Velocity

Fall from too high.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Vehicular Manslaughter

Get into a fatal traffic accident.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

Three Minutes

Drown.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:51am

Obsolete Technology

Interact with a phone booth.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 1:06am

Rage Against the Machine

Obtain a free product from a vending machine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 3:48am

Favorite Machine at the Gym

Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:17am

Most Wanted

Become a five-star player.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Reverse Bribe

Try to get money from the BPD.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:18am

Home Field Advantage

Defend successfully from a raid.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:27am

Hotel du Parc

Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Every Penny Counts

Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37am

Beast of Burden

Fill Carl's inventory.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:59am

You Can Do That!?

Transport a passenger on Carl.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:44am

Everybody Knows My Name

Earn 10 respect.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17am

Bum Corleone

Earn 50 respect.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Reach Second Base

Liberate another base location.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25pm

All Your Base are Belong to Us

Liberate all base locations.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 8:07pm

For My Cap

Find a feather.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27am

Fine Feathers

Find 10 feathers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

In High Feather

Find 25 feathers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:24am

In Full Feather

Find all feathers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Base Decor

Collect a blueprint.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:44am

Best Laid Plans

Collect 10 blueprints.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Grand Design

Collect all blueprints.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Level 2 Crook

Level up.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:34am

Level 8 Bum

Attain level 8.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:18am

Level 15 Creep

Attain level 15.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Level 30 Boss

Attain level 30.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:49am

Petty Cash

Earn 25$.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:42am

Benjamin

Earn 100$.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 4:04am

Bumelon Musk

Earn 500$.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Target Practice

Complete one shooting gallery side quest.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Perfect Aim

Complete all shooting gallery side quests.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:30am

Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism

Complete a Richman's side quest.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:55am

Trickle-down Economics

Complete all Richman's side quests.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 9:26pm

For Science!

Complete a Dr. East's side quest.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 2:46am

Summa Bum Laude

Complete all Dr. East's side quests.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Jokey's Surprise

Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

Instrument of Vengeance

Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Secret Stash

Complete a Trixie's side quest.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56pm

She Might Have a Problem

Complete all Trixie's side quests.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Urinate on a puking person.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:06am

Al-chemical Genius

Smelt aluminum for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Cu-rrent Conductor

Smelt copper for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Project Gutenberg

Create paper for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Big Tobacco

Produce a pack of cigarettes.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56am

Roasted Greens

Roast a vegetable or a fruit.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:08am

Street Food Gourmet

Cook the Bum's Special.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01am

Garden Variety

Harvest any homegrown plant.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 12:37am

Sustainable Farming

Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35am

Secret Ingredient

Accelerate plant growth with guano.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 12:37am

Liquid Lightning

Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Soylent Green

Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 4:10am

Royale Treatment

Discover the Clown Royale recipe.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:45am

Faster than Light

Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Extreme Weather

Fully upgrade Pigeonado.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Death by a Thousand Cuts

Fully upgrade Peckers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Squatter

Recruit a Creep in your base.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Mission Creep

Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 8:16pm

BFF

Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:04pm

High Hygiene

Take a shower.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Lockpicking 100

"Pick" a lock.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:49am

Zap!

One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Naked Knight

Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19am

Chilled Pee Soup

Urinate on your own fridge.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03am

With the Fishes

Throw a Bug into the ocean.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35am

Not in Kansas Anymore

Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Best Part

Listen to the whole main menu song.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31pm

In Charge of Charge

Charge the battery.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 1:16am

TRIANGULATE!

Place antennas in three different bases.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 1:46am

How Dare You!

Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10am

You're A-Maze-ing

Solve the EvilWay maze.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10am

From Bones to Dust

Complete the main story.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24am