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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:52am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:21am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:58am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:40am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:30am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:58am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:52pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:49pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:49pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 10:07am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:34am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:43pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:08am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:52pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:56am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:45am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:35am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:39am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:35pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:43am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:15am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:54am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:50am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:41am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:26am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:21pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:33pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:24am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:38am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:08am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:45am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:38pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:45am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:25am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:45am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:44am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:50am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:26pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:18am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:44am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:12am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:44am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:47am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:47am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:53am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:00am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:07am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:28am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:42am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:46am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:20am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:21am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:10pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:15pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:18am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:24am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:26am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:12pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:58am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:34pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:47am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:10pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:29am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:01pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:20am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:27pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:29am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:51am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:51am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:33am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:51am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:03am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:20am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:56pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:21am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:03am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:11pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:46am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:58am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:19am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:58am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:52am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:52am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:32am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:00am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:09pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:19am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:10am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:48am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:46am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:38am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:19am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:58am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:58pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:51am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:36am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:54pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:18am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:45am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:38am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:23am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:24pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:34am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:22am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:34am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:29am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:15pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:35am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:50am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:57am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:36am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:21am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:04am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:03am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 10:23am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:04am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:21am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:34am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:53am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:56am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:51pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:07am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:32pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:50am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:50am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:27pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:47pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:38am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:41pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:29am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:35am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:29am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:45am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:24am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:47pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:49pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:44am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:50am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:54am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:48am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:24am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:37am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:45am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:42am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:41pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:46am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:23am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:54pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+8

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