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⛳ * 🌋 * 🌏 * 💛 * 💙 * 🎍 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 🌳 * 💃 * 🐝 * 🍧 * 📒 * 📕 * 🍆 * 🥒
ㅤ* Guy : "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
Doc : "How's that?"
Guy : "Don't you start..."
ㅤ* Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
ㅤ* Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
🥞 * 💎 * 👹 * 📗 * 🎁 * 🌸 * 🐟 * 🎄 * 👳 * 🐊 * 🌂 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 💗 * 👑 * 💙
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
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Espero haber sido de ayuda.
Saludos, y no dudes en consultarme, puta madre