Moth Paw's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:10am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:22am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:26am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:34am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:27am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:48am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:53am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:04am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:34am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:48am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:44am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:44am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:42am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:54am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:18am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:29am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:27am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:10am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:04am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:19am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:44am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:19pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:33pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:50am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:35am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:15am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:13am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:42am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:21am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:21pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:54am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:58am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:29am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:00am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:40am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:21am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:10am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:31am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:06am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:19am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:26am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:22am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:45am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:44am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:19am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:31am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:44am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:27am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:47pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:24am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:51am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:32am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:48am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:46am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:36am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:46am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:37am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:42am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:11pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:13pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:17am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:02am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:52am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:13am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:53am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:05am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:23am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:46am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:47am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:55am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:38am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:36am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:14pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:52am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:38am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:40am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:54am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:52am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:42am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:01am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:40am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:52am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:55am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:36am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:50am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:04am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:05am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:35am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:28am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:59am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:38am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:14am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:30am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:38am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:45pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:06am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:29am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:12am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:29am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:05am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:02am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:08am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:01am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:56am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:00am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:05am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:51am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:48am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:23am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:04am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:56am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:08pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:05am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:17am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:21pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:15am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:15am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:46am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:50am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:55am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:00am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:38pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:38am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:16am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:42am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:56am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:08pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:10am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:38am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:09am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:55am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:57am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:08pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:24am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:59am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:36am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:48am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:04am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:10am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:47am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:37am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:15am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:10am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 1:05am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 2:35am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:30am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:58am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:43am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:10am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:51am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:46am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:44am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:56am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:03am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:54am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:14am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:17am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:04am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:14am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:48am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:56am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:57am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:39am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:33am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:16am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:54pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:34am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:54am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:54am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:39am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:15am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:53am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:54am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:28am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:35am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:17am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:34am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:03am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:42am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:03am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:25am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:19am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:15am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:28am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:16am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:48am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:34am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:54am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:54pm