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Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?

I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”

♥♥♥♥ off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?

It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”

Shut up.

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