What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

"Points on the Internet" is my Kanye cover band.

We synchronize our digestive schedules so that we are able to defecate into a large
bucket which is placed at the center of the stage. Throughout the three hour show, each of
us will defecate into the bucket, in 15 minute intervals.

During the encore. Yes there is an encore.... As I was saying, during the encore, an explosive will
be placed into the bucket and the bucket will be tilted towards the audience. They eat that ♥♥♥♥ up, I tell you.

Anyways, moral of the story is that whatever you provide, someone will like it.

I forgive you, just ship back my b-plug, address: XXX XXX

stop talk me i say nothing

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Someone's been leaving lewd and lascivious numbers at the station here...

My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching this guy play cs gave me cancer anyway