Guh

Say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle nuts

YOUR MOTHER

I regret nothing

Uno Uno Reverse card

UNO

*gets 360 no scoped* YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NI

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this ♥♥♥♥♥ be jiggling so much he be known as lil jello during the darkest hours of the street corner >:))))))) +rep !!!ZAMN!!! status

jiggalicious

he jiggle peaks, i jiggle his balls

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Anal


RupTure

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*deep breath*

Anal


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RupTure

*tucks you to bed* story's over
have sweet sweet dreams you sweet sweet courier
MWAH

Few openly blamed the rangers for Hanlon's treachery, but public and political support for the organization quickly dwindled.After their bold arrival at Hoover Dam, the Remnants disappeared as quickly as they came. Legends of their power spread throughout the southwest, a reminder of why people once feared the sight of vertibirds in the sky.And so the Courier's road came to an end... for now. In the new world of the Mojave Wasteland, fighting continued, blood was spilled, and many lived and died - just as they had in the Old World. Because war... war never changes.

The NCR did increase their sentences, and they aren't about to take off time for good behavior.After Hoover Dam, NCR helps rebuild Primm as a major stopping point on the Long 15. Though Primm's citizens chafe under NCR's taxes, they benefit greatly from the increased protection and merchant traffic. Primm Slim proves to be an able-minded, if not able-bodied, sheriff for Primm. Due to his slow speed, some crooks get away without a scratch, but Primm continues to prosper under his watchful robotic eye.With its logs cleared and its systems upgraded ED-E remained a vigilant and constant companion to the Courier. The Brotherhood used the information recovered from ED-E to create a small army of Duraframe eyebots. Although they performed admirably during NCR's defense of Hoover Dam, the rangers fell into decline soon after. With Hanlon's plot against the occupation exposed and Oliver hailed as NCR's new war hero, many rangers were greeted coldly on their return home.

Though Novac was a low-priority target for the Legion, many of Novac's citizens died in its defense. In the weeks that followed, several Bright Followers returned to Novac to help restore its defenses, allowing it to remain independent of the NCR. Looking for a place where he could be of some use, Boone found himself re-enlisting with his old unit. Though his regrets remained in his thoughts, they coalesced into a purpose, and Boone embraced it. He spent his leave time hunting down slavers in the desert, his First Recon beret the last thing they never saw. After Hoover Dam, the leaderless Powder Gangers at the Correctional Facility vanished into the wastes, leaving the prison empty. The Correctional Facility became another abandoned ruin in the wasteland, its carcass occasionally picked over by enterprising prospectors.After the Vault 19 Powder Gang surrendered to the NCR, they were re-incorporated into the correctional system.

Her memories dulled by the pills, she cast aside the recording of her grandchildren, no longer remembering its significance.After the NCR victory at Hoover Dam, the temporary truce between them and The Kings blossomed into a full-scale relief effort for the people. While the NCR made repeated entreaties that Freeside join the Republic, The Kings steadfastly maintained their independence. After Rey's brain was transplanted into Rex's cybernetic body, it took Rex some time to adjust to the old scrapyard dog's memories. Eventually, Rex's mind settled peacefully, melding his own memories with that of long travels with Old Lady Gibson. Shaped up by the Courier's advice, The Misfits distinguished themselves during the Legion's attack on Camp Golf. Mags was finally promoted to Sergeant, and the rest of The Misfits received an official commendation. They continued to serve with distinction for many years.

as long as someone like the Courier was holding the cards.During the Battle of Hoover Dam, the Great Khans quickly evacuated Red Rock Canyon and headed north and east into the plains of Wyoming. There, they reconnected with the Followers of the Apocalypse and rebuilt their strength. Bolstered by ancient knowledge of governance, economics, and transportation, they carved a mighty empire out of the ruins of the Northwest. Thanks to the Courier and Lily, a cure for the nightkin's schizophrenia was found shortly after Doctor Henry's experiment concluded. Nightkin and other super mutants in the wasteland flocked to Jacobstown, and the town became known as a haven where a mutant could find peace. Encouraged by the Courier to take her medication regularly, Lily's mind eventually attained a semblance of clarity.

NCR enacted strict trade laws with little resistance, strengthening their supply lines and their position in the Mojave. Cass survived to see the NCR flag flying proud over Hoover Dam, and thought for a moment... this is what a hero must feel like. She was about to tell the Courier not to get too proud of himself/herself, then she figured he/she knew that already. That night, Cass kicked in the door of his room to celebrate, only to find the man on the bed was an NCR soldier whose barracks had been destroyed. He was cute, though, so after having her way with him, she got the hell out, leaving an empty whiskey bottle as a note. As she walked along the Dam in the night, she felt drunk, content, and happy to be alive. Which to her, was the whole point of it all.So she laughed, said ♥♥♥♥ it all, and raised a bottle to the Dam and the ones who had fought for it. As far as she was concerned, the whole thing was proof that playing out a bad hand can pay off in the end...

Though Arcade had not hoped for an NCR victory, he was proud of his role in the defense of Hoover Dam against the forces of Caesar's Legion. Unfortunately, when word spread that Arcade was once a member of the Enclave, he was forced out of the Followers of the Apocalypse. Pursued by bounty hunters, NCR rangers, and the Brotherhood of Steel, Arcade pushed deep into the eastern plains and was never heard from again. Goodsprings saw more trade along I-15 after NCR gained control of the Mojave Wasteland, but with that came a heavy burden of the Republic's taxes. Some old-timers, unable to handle the cost, were forced to move on, grumbling all the while.In the years following the destruction of Cassidy Caravans, NCR used evidence of the plot to blackmail the Crimson Caravan and the Van Graffs.

The peace with NCR served to ease Veronica's worries about the Brotherhood's immediate future. Still, a distance had arisen between her and her fellow members that would never be bridged. She began secluding herself in crumbling libraries of the Old World, learning of promising technologies she knew the Brotherhood would never adopt.Their leaders destroyed by the Courier, the Fiends scattered throughout the wasteland. Without the organization of Motor-Runner, Cook-Cook, Violet, and Driver Nephi, they were easy prey. After the NCR's victory at the dam, in part thanks to Follower's medical support, NCR allowed the Followers to care for refugees as they see fit. Old Mormon Fort expanded its services and was able to aid more people, becoming a refuge for the less fortunate citizens of New Vegas.

Eventually the stories concerning the duo were collected and published, and proved to be quite popular with children.Invigorated by his travels with the Courier, Raul once more took up his guns in memory of his lost Rafaela. Soon after, the Mojave was filled with tales of the ghost-vaquero who hunts down those who prey on the weak.With the help of the Gun Runners, the Boomers developed a healthy trading relationship with the NCR.Eventually the Boomers began wandering out into the wasteland, while still preventing outsiders from entering Nellis. The Brotherhood and the NCR in the Mojave Wasteland declared an official truce, despite continued hostilities between the two in the west. As per their agreement, the NCR handed over all suits of salvaged power armor and in return the Brotherhood helped patrol I-15 and Highway 95.

And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed. The New California Republic celebrated its second victory at Hoover Dam, establishing definitive control over the entire Mojave Wasteland. Soon after, they negotiated terms to annex The Strip, Freeside, and many surrounding communities. The Mojave Wasteland, at long last, had entirely fallen under the NCR's banner.The Courier, fair and even-handed in his/her dealings throughout the Wasteland, was honored by the NCR for his/her support of the military at Hoover Dam. He/she was presented with the Golden Branch, the highest civilian decoration given by the Republic.Tabitha and Rhonda went east, through Caesar's land. Occasionally tales of their exploits found their way back west, though few believed them.

Double Cup My Styrofoam

nice ass

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes, there were times
I'm sure you knew
When I bit off
More than I could chew

But through it all
When there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me
I did it my way

Yes, it was my way

We're gonna be talkin' about the *****! We'll be talkin' about the ******! Do you think that's funny, Single Celled Organism?! Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the *********?! Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about ******** ********! ****** ***********! The *******! The ********! And... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a lot of time talking about ************!!

Wawa?

but u have to..be my girlfriend!
*snickers nefariously*/thinks
to self/'man, if this works, I'll
get this cute girl to be my
girlfriend and I'll ride the cool
roller coasters! c'mon, luck be
a lady tonight!'
*crosses fingers and gulps* s-so..
*adjusts collar and looks
firmly*
what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

i cant BELIEVE you did this to me... AGAIN! am i not ENOUGH ANYMORE??? are FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REALLY THAT MUCH BETTER?? IS IT SO THAT I NEED TO GROW 900 POUNDS FOR YOU TO NOT ABANDON MY TWINKISH ASS ANY LONGER???

(new message)
Hello? New number... Who is this?

yeah hi uhh your phone wasnt picking up earlier so um im uhh leaving a message
anyway um uhh i think need another pair of socks? the ones you landed me the other day for the slumber party were kinda weird... its as if they were washed with concrete or something because they were rock solid so uhhh um yeah let me know if you have a different pair? i think these came defective or something idk

as the time of typping this... 18:39... i have yet to release unimaginable amounts of urine into the toilet from an 24 hour long edging session (urine is stored in the balls)

boowomp :(

*Half-Life 2 Death Sound Effect*

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I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yourself...!

joe biden is going to DESTROY venom OMNIMAN!!!

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That's some figurative speaks for ya

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