Recent reviews by Magical Purple Man

When the breakcore hits in the depression feels.
Absolute banger. 10/10

Welcome Home, Cyl-005.

SONY changed their decision before I could leave my actual review, thank democracy. Know many won't change theirs back even after the reversal but while sony may not derserve it, I think Arrowhead do.

Now don't try this ♥♥♥♥ again, Sony.

Very fun quirky collectathon 3D platformer with a unique movement system. bit on the short side I suppose but certainly a fun time, took about 10 hours to 100% achievement wise, some mroe hats still to acquire. Well worth a shot if you're looking for a short burst of ADHD fueled taxi fun.

Game is good but the fact they hid not only a ingame premium currency that obfuscates how much you're spending, microtransactions, but a FOMO battlepass (with a Stock UE5 asset as a 'premium' purchase none the less) for a full month of the games initial release to avoid a pr nightmare after deliberately kneecapping all cosmetic options available is pitiful.

Not like you're not already paying for the inevitable DLC season passes. Oh and they're doing nothing to fix the rampant hacking/ plugging issues plaguing online. Fun to play with the boys but can't recommend in good heart due to bamco's greed.

Game is surprisingly good, Truely it is the ARK: Valheim of the Wilds Featuring the entire US Army, joined by it's side kick sweatshop cheap labour.

Plus you can use a fox as a flamethrower so automatic 10/10

Fun little dopamine injector as I see the little jelly beans make disco jam pop out of a rock using increasingly extravagant means. Is fun. Game is Fun. Brain like Fun. Brain is Gnorp. Gnorp is Fun.

The best part of the game is when they said "(its) Gnorping Time! and Gnorped all over the room.

>Beat Stage 1
>Unlock HoloHouse
>Proceed to spend the next 12 hours of playtime Fishing and Farming
>Acquire infinite growth via skilled Hirelings, earning thousands per minute
>Acquire the legendary Golden Rod and make bank on rare fish
>Start fishing up furniture, realise I haven't even customised my house yet
>Start fishing for profit to buy more furniture to make home cozy
>Realise I haven't even touched Stage 2 yet
>Power level via the gacha rolls and armoury, unlocking every character in the process
>Absolutely steam roll Stage 2 in a cathartic mess of exploding potatoes and tentacles

10/10, would play Animal Crossing with a cool little Vampire Survivors side game again.

A absolute banger from Riot Forge again, where it fumbles in it's story and adaptation of certain characters it more than makes up by being a fun 2d platformer romp with aspects of a metroidvania. Ekko's classic rewind and moveset converts really nicely.

Game's relatively short and easy to 100%, doing so only took me about 7 hours with an extra hour to grind money to buy the rest of the upgrades, can be decently challenging but nothing that'll really get you stuck. If your thin for cash I'd advise probably waiting for a sale but overall I really enjoyed my time with the game and fully intend on another couple playthroughs to finish up the rest of the achievements from a second go around.

Me hit ball towards enemy.
Enemy hit ball back.
Hit ball back to enemy.
Life good.

Punchy, fast and surprisingly tough on regular difficulty with fantastic art behind it. As well as more proper lore that might actually move on the mage rebellion arc we've been stuck with for like 5-6 years. If nothing else it gave us the Katarina comic series which is already well worth it. Another Riot Forge W

For Demacia!