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23.6 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
A great singleplayer game or a game with friends. 10/10 setting, accuracy and gameplay.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labour". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realise that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realisation, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realise that.

Thank you
Posted 12 July, 2024. Last edited 12 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
I'm not giving my data to any unsafe data store.
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
The leaderboard in this game is more competitive than league of legends. Donate to the Jingle Jam!!!
Posted 1 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
180.5 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
> be me
> find scrap on ground
> option to pick up isnt there
> walk over item to see if i have to get closer
> maybe its not an item i can pick up
> walks off item
> Instantly explodes
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1,090 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Ridiculously high price for a couple of lords which is apparently worth half the price of the full game. Dont be me. Dont buy this unless they reduce the price. Dont support this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game practise
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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429 people found this review helpful
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55.3 hrs on record (46.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 19 February, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
326.9 hrs on record (100.1 hrs at review time)
I cannot reccommend the game in its current state. The devs have for the most part abandoned it and theres not a lot of replayability to it.

They have added some accountability so i would keep an eye on this and wait to see what the devs do to it. Theres so much wasted potential here its honestly a shame.
Posted 30 January, 2023.
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838.4 hrs on record (485.0 hrs at review time)
Incredible design, takes a while to learn however is an incredibly rewarding experience. Great game
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
397.0 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
tl:dr - Great game that is clearly unfinished. several bugs that impede gameplay and multiplayer campaigns. Yet great fun and great to play, even if it needs maybe another year of work.

Been playing this game for a few hours now, and I have to disagree with the majority of the reviews here. A lot of them are complaining about poor optimization and low performance on high end PCs, however while this may still be the case, in my experience with settings on high and ultra unit size, this has not been the case, with averaging about 40-60 fps on a 1080.

As for gameplay the play itself is good, some factions significantly more difficult to play than others, but generally well balanced and is a good stepping stone into what im sure will become a great game.

There are some bugs to be aware of however, Im not sure the multiplayer aspect is ready yet, with infrequent crashes that frustrate us and auto resolve still not being fixed, there are clearly improvements that need to be made. Another fun bug I encountered was if you have your advisor set to low or minimal, you are actually unable to start turn 1 as it requires you to 'close advisor help' before you can start, yet no advisor help is visible on the screen

All in all this is a great game that adds a variety of unique mechanics that will eat hundreds of hours of my time im sure. Would recommend if you own TWWH2.
Posted 17 February, 2022.
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