My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time

Okay, Boomer USA

Left me my wife has.

Ran out of ketamine I have.

Run over children with my 2003 Honda Civic I must.

You can't confuse the largest diamond in the world with the largest diamond ever found. The largest one ever found was the Cullinan, which was found South Africa in 1905. But it was cut into over a hundred pieces, the largest of which was 530.2 carats. But eighty years later the Golden Jubilee was found (in the same mine, no less) and was cut into just one piece that weighed 545.67 carats.

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Wunna sprite cranberry?