The Purrfect Crime
 
 
THE CLAWSHANK REDEMPTION!:

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BREAKING NEWS: THE PURRFECT CRIME!
A FELINE CRIMINAL WAS ARRESTED IN LIVERPAW AT 14:37 THIS AFTERNOON. REPORTS CLAIM THE CAT WAS DETAINED ON SUSPICION OF LITTERING.

IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT THE CLAW ENFORCEMENT WERE TIPPED OFF WITH A LEAD THAT THE FELINE FELON WAS IN CLAWABORATION WITH THE MEOWFIA IN A CATNIP OPERATION, WHICH IS WHEN THEY FOUND THE FURGITIVE COMMITTING THE HISSDEMEANOR.

THE MEW YORK TIMES PSS-PSS'D THE CAT FOR COMMENT, BUT HE IS YET TO RESPOND. UPDATES WILL FOLLOW TO SEE IF PAW AND ORDER WILL BE MAINTAMED.
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Schloppes 9 Feb, 2024 @ 5:54pm 
-rep was using chetas in a l4d2 versus game and still lost then proceeded to call me and my teamates racial slurs and homophobic comments please avoid this guy
Bob Zombie 19 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52pm 
-rep he is an admitted chomo and a nazi sympathiser, all round bit of a kno b
Schloppes 17 Jan, 2024 @ 10:03am 
-rep tried to get me to install child p*** and show him avoid this guy
Schloppes 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:34pm 
smoking on ur grandfather rn lil bro he in this spliff
DOARE 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:10pm 
Grabbed my grandfather by his throat, smacked his bum and called him a good boy, my grandfather served in the army and was active during WW2, he very quickly ended his life after that moment due to the sheer amount of memories that brought back to him, as he was used as a prostitute for the SS unwillingly, may you rest in peace granddad
The Purrfect Crime 11 Jan, 2024 @ 7:12am 
Bros mad cause I called him Nosferatu the cheeky bredren