Recent reviews by ((((Semyon The Great))))

"Dear diary." This is it. I have ended my miserable life.

I couldn't take this ♥♥♥♥ anymore. Being trapped in a wheelchair for the rest of my damn life is just not worth it.

The surgeons told me that everything would be ok, they gave me hope, only to crush it under the soles of their feet and watch me destroy myself. They lied to me! They didn't know what it felt like!

I thought I could handle my emotions, control them, contain them, prove them all wrong, but I was just too weak. I let it slip through my fingers, out of my grip. It poisoned me, it clouded my mind. They didn't know anything, they only feel the cold touch of their knives!

They gave me antidepressants. It helped me think clearly, to see things through. I took a couple of extra pills this afternoon, they showed me what I had to do in this... short moment of clarity. They showed me that there was noone and nothing worth living for.

They showed me how fake Sophie and my doctor were, how they were laughing at me behind their masks when I wasn't looking. Laughing at me, my legs, thinking that they are so good, that they are better than me. Pretending that they care about me, it's all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

The pills showed me the truth today, they always did. They opened my eyes, they gave me wisdom, and I acted upon it. So I had to kill Sophie and my doctor..., my... "mentor", my "counsellor". Heh. I had to take them down with me. They're not laughing any more!

Oh I wish I could've taken everybody with me, but unfortunately, my situation makes that impossible.

To whoever is reading this: I hope my dead body will haunt you forever. Have fun scraping my brains off the wall.

♥♥♥♥ you.


I just couldn't live this life anymore: my paralyzed legs made me worthless, and I felt like an outsider ever since the accident. Anxiety and depression controlled my life, and there was no way out of this bottomless pit. My friends looked right past me, my family abandoned me. Nobody wants a cripple, especially one that would need your help.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless.

My mind was stuck in a never ending loop of anxiety, depression and despair. A rollercoaster with no end, and I wanted out so bad.

This book writing tip was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it only made me realize how truly ♥♥♥♥ed my life was. Ironic how that one person who was actually paid to help me only made it worse; gave me that one last push that was needed for me to end myself, and now he is dead. Heh, it's almost poetic.

I had to end my life, and I had to take my special person with me. Sophie... I wanted to keep her with me. I wanted to keep her all for myself.

I hope her body is rotting away when you find her.

This is my conclusion, this is my end.

fake as hell, it is uniquely demented that someone got all sorts of fancy graphical fluff and proceeded to do nothing with it, just fake nonsensical stats and a few lines with typos

billion years ago i must have noticed this slop, and nothing changed since then

it has 1 tutorial message to click ui

it is incredibly tedious to try get anywhere and any random monster could be effectively unkillable, in near 70 turns i got one great pipol point out of hundreds population and assigned it to be a minister with surprise effect, that created "nobility" (minister) and almost instakilled stability of civilization for a guaranteed gameover

seems it is 2nd french author that made something convoluted and nonsensical which ends up largely unplayable, there are even no buttons and no settings, save function just freezes it for a while (unimaginably ♥♥♥♥ coding)

exit to main menu and restarting is not even intended, not sure if i seen anything more unfinished and genuinely 0 effort except for the completely deranged larping that it could work

despite all that, there are still graphomaniac shill reviews or maybe they weren't even bought and naturally were happy to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all readers with 0 essence in every vague word

"this says a lot about our society" and i know telling them to stop lying will not work, delusional liars met 0 resistance, the last dev post was "this is not the end!"

searching for steam cards led me to places i wouldn't even go to with a gun

i was 0 years old when i realized that anthem is a fine soundtrack

Amazing simulator, amazing graphics

Seems infinitely nicer than napoleonic wars or holdfast garbage

Features quite unique large playercount of 350 so far - which will probably be expanded as long as it works out

Low playercount in spacious maps is what usually makes something like vietnam simulation totally absurd and too chaotically incapable and pretty pointless nonsense

kino

Inspired by experiences of a real Dota 2 survivor, this game is kinda FUN. And even losing is fun for once.

Overall picture is part awesome and part feels like a scam, it is claimed there are tons or supposedly hundreds of hidden upgrades, that could be paradoxal and derived from nerfs to stats - but in like 25.5 hours and bajillion of attempts to find them, I have found what feels like just a few (but they are so overpowered that they can beat whole game easy - so what's the point of more?)

It is also comparable to Path of Exile in variety of possible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, except you are only prevented from insanely overpowered character building by RNGesus, sometimes

Good:
+ Skill based combat, that akin to POE becomes ultra hard and untenable without building good character, which requires smart strategy that is fun to figure (prepare to git gud)
+ Soundtrack by Vivaldi
+ Quite a lot of challenges and various runs to try, however they award no progression except personal mastery

Bad:
- As a game developer I would say most of practical game design is terribly lazy, kind of low effort etc. which in specific conditions is a problem and is makes it barely playable or barely visible (FPS killing from slightly too intense effect stacking or lightning from hits) - quite a bit of graphics are simply too primitive, this developer possibly has no experience at all in anything - which is better than most
- There are some glitches that might be fixed in some days, but why wasn't it playtested half decently?
- If you are suffering from a skill issue - then it may be really tedious and repetitive, think again about strategy and figure what is useless and what is useful - you can banish upgrade options and focus on specific ones
- Apparently not much content, but seems like more is to come and it wouldn't be hard to expand on
- There is only one mode now that is only playable in one sitting, which takes time
- Often no explanations to mechanics and options (very much like Path of Exile indeed)
- Not much to do when you get too gud


It truly has potential, but it is unclear if it will be really unlocked

Some tryhards are probably the target audience, but the paradox is that if you have IQ low enough to struggle forever, you will enjoy it a lot more, but will eternally struggle... Not many games are gamey like that or have potential for genuine struggle at all

Nice physical showcase of the fact that having a smaller sword is superior and that no amount of swordsmanship skill would make a huge sword viable.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Alyx Vance. That perfect, curvy body. Those beautiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Alyx pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Volvo create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Hoshimachi Suisei. That perfect, curvy body. Those beautiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Suisei pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Yagoo and Nari create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.