It may be hypocrisy,
But I felt beauty in it.
I admired it, thinking how great it would be if I could live that way.

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I am the play on my word.
Wit is my body and cringe is my blood.
I have created over a thousand puns.
Unknown to unfunny.
Nor known to funny.
Have withstood pain to create many kneeslappers.
Yet, those lips will never smile at anything.
So, as I slayyy,
UNLIMITED PUN WORKS

That's my Puncher chant.
I identify as Shiroumale.
Are you a Lancer simp? Because you seem like you really want to be on top of that Coochie Lane.
You may accept Fate, or defy it - but you cannot deny it.
If you aren't casting JP Reverend Lovejoy as the town pastor in your generic cartoon sitcom, you're commiting a crime against comedy.
Is apocrypha canon?
Kiritsugu would nuke Berlin if that meant killing baby Hitler.
I pulled Fionn mac Cumhail recently. Looking forward to unleashing his Unlimited ♥♥♥ Works.
Contrary to popular belief, I was really uncomfortable during the crossdressing scene in Shinjuku. That's not a joke. Not all Fate fans are into humiliation. And only like 10% like being misgendered, tops.
Comedy is my maladaptive coping mechanism. Looking at the world seriously would just be too much.
The fact that they had so many Servants from India in the American Singularity is proof of their genius.
I have to admit that I gravitate towards escapism a. lot. I need to escape. I can't bear staying inside my own head and body.
I can't tell if Fate is the most hopeless universe ever, or the most hopeful. I think what attracts me to it is its optimistic, loving misanthropy: "Yes, most people are evil. Give them an opportunity, and they'll choose pleasure, even if it means torturing someone innocent to death. Big deal. What are you going to do about it? Accept it and join them? No. Obviously not. That doesn't make any sense. Doesn't follow at all. Unlike them, you have principles. As much as they incredulously imply it, you actually are better than them. Slightly stronger, if not neccessarily smarter. Therefore, you just have to try your best to right their wrongs. They sure as hell won't do it on their own, after all. So go ahead and use your meager strength to make the world a slightly better place. You won't be thanked for it. You're only doing it for your own selfish satisfaction, and you could use more selfishness. Not to mention, you're not strong enough to resist doing it. What, do you really think you have the willpower to keep on living doing nothing about it? The world is rejecting you because you're making it uncomfortable. How adorable. It should be thankful you don't believe in "Eye for an eye". Everyone deserves a good life. Even the worst of us, if we could conclude they won't reoffend. Unfortunately, there is a number of things that prevent us from reaching this pinnacle of justice. Some of them are valid. Others are not. They are perpetuated by people with weak introspection. They piss you off the most. Because you know you suck at introspection, too. But you shouldn't use spite as a substitute for a will to live. That's poison. If you must, use arrogance. Megalomania. Delusion. Anything it takes to live a good life. In both meanings. And if you're wondering who I am, I'm nobody. And nobody loves you."