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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:40pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:45pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:09pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 8:32pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:18pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:38pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:29pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 6:21pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:22pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:57pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 5:09pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 5:56pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 8:08pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 8:05pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 6:22pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 7:49pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 6:03pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 6:45pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:29pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:20pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:36pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:59pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:18pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:11pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 5:45pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 5:20pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 7:08pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 8:10pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 7:54pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 7:54pm