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Determined Man 23 May, 2024 @ 7:32pm 
Acshully it's Angela from Library of Ruina on the nintendo switch, not Roland from library of Ruina on the Nintendo Switch
(Delicious project moon hivemind)
Ferry 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13am 
Imagine naming yourself Duke Nukem in 2023
Simply Kelp 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am 
pfp checks out.
Red 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am 
(F)ag
Blek 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am 
(F)ag
Simply Kelp 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:34pm 
Sir, I think you got the wrong house.
Lorenz Friedrika™ 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm 
You still giving tossjobs at the street corner?
"The" SeanMacLeod 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26pm 
I was driving a rented stingray and it was overheating, so I pulled into a Shell station.
The attendant told me it looked like I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Just fix the thing and leave my private life out of it."
:lunar2019crylaughingpig:
Simply Kelp 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39am 
Clever prawn you flounder.
Goober 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38pm 
Shrimple problems have shrimple solutions.
Goober 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:56pm 
One in a krillion.
Ferry 6 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am 
Why do Snipers in TF2 always seem to have their EarPods in?
Determined Man 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am 
Scoop indeed
Kaixer 9 Apr, 2023 @ 9:49pm 
kelpo
Simply Kelp 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:55pm 
As shrimple as that.
bong water 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18am 
kelp
xida 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50pm 
Good pyro
Bibleman (retired) 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am 
-rep fun pooper
Determined Man 7 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm 
Its the month of spook, not funk.
Goober 7 Oct, 2022 @ 11:16am 
Get funky!
Seraphim 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:17pm 
:VMskel:
Simply Kelp 23 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33pm 
Yeah.
King Of ROTMG 23 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03pm 
I hope your oxygen privileges get taken away, you virgin.
Simply Kelp 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57pm 
I hope your computer privileges get taken away, you bully.
King Of ROTMG 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm 
Bro I swear every person with an anime as their pfp is the exact same person (a pedophile)
Simply Kelp 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:35pm 
Bro I swear every person with a chimpanzee as their pfp is the same exact person, like, this consistency in pettiness can’t be possible. 2x
King Of ROTMG 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00pm 
-rep virgin and pedo
Simply Kelp 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05pm 
Losing respect for myself knowing that Pyro is now my most played class because I can’t be bothered to aim.
Thanks for the compliment though, man.
soot 17 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09am 
+rep
greatest combo pyro i've ever had the pleasure to meet.
Determined Man 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am 
God, haven't heard shoop da whoop in years.
Wasn't expecting nostalgia today.
"The" SeanMacLeod 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11am 
Uh-huh. And saying "Shoop, shoop-a-doop" will increase your odds of getting laid my 50%.
:steamfacepalm:
Simply Kelp 10 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am 
I, myself, heard saying "shoop da whoop" will increase your damage by 10%.
Ferry 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30pm 
Remember to sing Bakuretsu whenever you play Demoman, I heard it increases his explosion radius
Goober 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
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Simply Kelp 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47am 
Being in that match for like two hours drained me, man. Late night TF2 really is something else.
Ralsei! 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am 
Sorry I couldn't save the 2fort match! I hope you found a better server :D
Ferry 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00pm 
I watch Keijo for the narrative
Determined Man 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am 
You may get one singular ice cream.
Goober 23 May, 2022 @ 6:53pm 
:CatMazeAngel:
Goober 15 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm 
Choc chip!
Simply Kelp 15 May, 2022 @ 6:26pm 
What kinda cookie?
Goober 15 May, 2022 @ 3:09pm 
Have a cookie! :DelCookie:
Determined Man 19 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50am 
I don't recall mentioning that I live. I just exist aggressively.
Determined Man 19 Apr, 2022 @ 9:17am 
Nope, I prefer my morning pain caffeine free.
Goober 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:25pm 
All is kelp, simply
Simply Kelp 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:20pm 
We are not one singular entity, we are simply kelp.
Goober 1 Apr, 2022 @ 7:16pm 
The kelp
"The" SeanMacLeod 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12pm 
Probably a coffeine lol
Determined Man 20 Mar, 2022 @ 8:03pm 
Death by coffee, would they put you in a caffin then?


Get it? Caffeine, coffin.


God I'm clever.
Goober 20 Mar, 2022 @ 7:07pm 
That was the joke! It'd be silly, is all!